Getting To Know Random Things About You

imperfect_cupcake · 06-12-2016, 09:49 AM

What is your quirkiest habit?

I have a few, I'm guessing. But I'm drawing a blank.

List 5 words to describe yourself:

Loyal
Blunt
Pragmatic
Smart arse
Independent

What do you like to do with your spare time?

Read
Watch film
Go for city walks
Cook
Needle craft
Write short stories
Hang out with friends in a low key way

Did you ever do anything embarrassing/wrong/bad but no one ever found out it was you?

I'm pretty sure everyone has. But not on my own as an adult. Any mischief I got up to was always with other people

As a child, what occupation did you want to be?

Veterinarian
War correspondent in photography
Jet pilot
Scientist - wild animal researcher (biologist: zoology)

What is/was your occupation?

I've been so many things
Factory work
Cook
Waitress
Animal care tech for various institutions (uni, vet hospitals, pet sitting)
Gallery care taking
Jr Lab assistant
I made foutons for a while
Admin/secretarial support for police and hospitals
Gov't contract monitoring officer
Sex worker
Writer
Science journal on line editor

And my present career is a registered massage therapist. Medical massage.

What celebrity would you rate as a perfect 10?

none. I don't get attracted to celebs. Not since I was a teen. I get attracted to characters in books and films. I could totally go for Hubert Page from the film Albert Nobbs. But not Janet McTeer, the actress who plays her. She isn't Butch and she's straight. There is very, very, VERY few Butch eye candy, so I don't really know what it's like to have celebs to lust over. I have have characters in stories and the rare cutie in a store. That's it.

But if you are asking me who I'd like resemble, I'll take Grace Kelly, please.

If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?

Jael. Or how about Countess. Your Grace, works too

Name a body part that you wouldn’t mind losing?

No, I want all my body parts, thanks

What quote or saying do people say that is complete bs to you?

Most memes on Facebook that are supposed to be "inspirational" I find insipid, short sighted, over simplified, bullshit.

Where is the worst smelling place you’ve been?

In an operating theatre doing scrub nurse duties while there is dog stomach contents in a bucket and they are putting pins into bone. The smell of the inside of a dogs stomach is fucking vile but combined with the smells of fresh bone burning during the drilling is like the smell of rendering plant. I lived a couple blocks down from one by the docks. Fucking disgusting.

Do you believe in ghosts?

No. I've "seen" two but I'm damn sure both of them were something my brain made up. No, I wasn't frightened.

If you could go back and tell the 15 year old you one thing, what would it be?

Please hang in. I love you. It gets so much better. Take self defence classes and don't trust people so quickly.

Have you ever read the “missed connections” on Craigslist?

nope. I read real estate postings

How many pets do you have?

Presently, none. But, in a year I will get another cat

06-12-2016, 09:49 AM	#8
imperfect_cupcake Senior Member How Do You Identify?: feminine dolly dyke Preferred Pronoun?: Your Grace Relationship Status: I put my own care first Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: In a gauze of mystery Posts: 1,776 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,426 Thanked 9,710 Times in 1,611 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	What is your quirkiest habit? I have a few, I'm guessing. But I'm drawing a blank. List 5 words to describe yourself: Loyal Blunt Pragmatic Smart arse Independent What do you like to do with your spare time? Read Watch film Go for city walks Cook Needle craft Write short stories Hang out with friends in a low key way Did you ever do anything embarrassing/wrong/bad but no one ever found out it was you? I'm pretty sure everyone has. But not on my own as an adult. Any mischief I got up to was always with other people As a child, what occupation did you want to be? Veterinarian War correspondent in photography Jet pilot Scientist - wild animal researcher (biologist: zoology) What is/was your occupation? I've been so many things Factory work Cook Waitress Animal care tech for various institutions (uni, vet hospitals, pet sitting) Gallery care taking Jr Lab assistant I made foutons for a while Admin/secretarial support for police and hospitals Gov't contract monitoring officer Sex worker Writer Science journal on line editor And my present career is a registered massage therapist. Medical massage. What celebrity would you rate as a perfect 10? none. I don't get attracted to celebs. Not since I was a teen. I get attracted to characters in books and films. I could totally go for Hubert Page from the film Albert Nobbs. But not Janet McTeer, the actress who plays her. She isn't Butch and she's straight. There is very, very, VERY few Butch eye candy, so I don't really know what it's like to have celebs to lust over. I have have characters in stories and the rare cutie in a store. That's it. But if you are asking me who I'd like resemble, I'll take Grace Kelly, please. If you had to change your name, what would you change it to? Jael. Or how about Countess. Your Grace, works too Name a body part that you wouldn’t mind losing? No, I want all my body parts, thanks What quote or saying do people say that is complete bs to you? Most memes on Facebook that are supposed to be "inspirational" I find insipid, short sighted, over simplified, bullshit. Where is the worst smelling place you’ve been? In an operating theatre doing scrub nurse duties while there is dog stomach contents in a bucket and they are putting pins into bone. The smell of the inside of a dogs stomach is fucking vile but combined with the smells of fresh bone burning during the drilling is like the smell of rendering plant. I lived a couple blocks down from one by the docks. Fucking disgusting. Do you believe in ghosts? No. I've "seen" two but I'm damn sure both of them were something my brain made up. No, I wasn't frightened. If you could go back and tell the 15 year old you one thing, what would it be? Please hang in. I love you. It gets so much better. Take self defence classes and don't trust people so quickly. Have you ever read the “missed connections” on Craigslist? nope. I read real estate postings How many pets do you have? Presently, none. But, in a year I will get another cat Last edited by imperfect_cupcake; 06-12-2016 at 10:01 AM.