What Cracked You Up Today?

Blade · 07-11-2016, 10:37 AM

While trying to scrub the goo from elastic joint tape from my knee, my phone rings. It's Mom, she is hysterical and out of breath. Huffing and puffing she says. "I am in heart attack mode, there is a snake in my house." all in the same breath.

I have to laugh here, because I remember showing a picture of a huge snake that got in my house a few yrs ago to my Aunt and she said if I ever see a snake like that in my house he can have it I'm moving out. ROFL

So anyway went to Mom's never found the snake and came home. I'm sure she will be calling me back.

C0LLETTE · 07-11-2016, 12:04 PM

Me.

Happens often.

Bèsame* · 07-12-2016, 12:15 PM

Ok, so I stopped for gas this morning. I pulled up to the pump that was in the shade. Got out of the car, headed to the pump, unlatching my cap. I sorted slipped, but not falling down, I had my car to hold onto. I then realized I had stopped right where a spill of some kind happened. Slimy, slick surface. As I pumped the gas, I wiped my shoes off, on the island thingy that the pump is set on.

Ok, finished with the gas up. Now to get in my car without stepping in it again. Open door, stretch leg into car. I found myself in the splits position, and busted up laughing. Of course I'm facing the busy road. It was hard to get in the car with your other foot about 3 feet away from the door.

I so cracked up...who does this?

07-11-2016, 10:37 AM	#1
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07-11-2016, 12:04 PM	#2
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07-12-2016, 12:15 PM	#3
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: loved by many Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 15,433 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,188 Thanked 41,035 Times in 10,778 Posts Rep Power: 21474865	Ok, so I stopped for gas this morning. I pulled up to the pump that was in the shade. Got out of the car, headed to the pump, unlatching my cap. I sorted slipped, but not falling down, I had my car to hold onto. I then realized I had stopped right where a spill of some kind happened. Slimy, slick surface. As I pumped the gas, I wiped my shoes off, on the island thingy that the pump is set on. Ok, finished with the gas up. Now to get in my car without stepping in it again. Open door, stretch leg into car. I found myself in the splits position, and busted up laughing. Of course I'm facing the busy road. It was hard to get in the car with your other foot about 3 feet away from the door. I so cracked up...who does this? __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.