What Cracked You Up Today?

Blade · 07-27-2016, 08:21 PM

Watching my roomie feed blueberries to her dog and mine. They both swallow everything you feed them whole. But not the blue berries. They didn't know what to do with them. They mouthed them, rolled them around, Skip picked his up and spit it out several times before he finally ate the first one

Wrang1er · 07-27-2016, 08:47 PM

I am use to people staring at me. I realize they are trying to figure out if I am male or female (how they miss the breasts is beyond me). I was waiting for my mom while she got x-rays done and I had her purse (which is becoming more common these days) and I notice a couple looking at me intensely. I think to myself it must be because of the bag (as I swing it awkwardly over my shoulder). Then I had to laugh because I knew it was really just me that confused them. Although the purse may have added to it. I need to talk to my mother about getting a purse that better suits me.

Smiling · 08-02-2016, 03:08 PM

lol, I just used the word doody in a sentence. And yes; I'm always this mature.

girlin2une · 08-02-2016, 04:07 PM

My supervisor looking at me with a dumbfounded expression.
Yes. I stood up to her...

C0LLETTE · 08-02-2016, 06:00 PM

a video clip of Colbert teaching Hillary how to eat cheesecake.

easygoingfemme · 08-02-2016, 06:03 PM

A phone call with my four year old nephew... he's learning how to tell and receive jokes.

07-27-2016, 08:21 PM	#1
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08-02-2016, 03:08 PM	#3
Smiling Senior Member How Do You Identify?: with a distinct flair Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: somewhere else Posts: 1,852 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,623 Thanked 4,388 Times in 1,009 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	lol, I just used the word doody in a sentence. And yes; I'm always this mature. __________________ Beauty is truth's smile when she beholds her own face in a perfect mirror. -Rabindranath Tagore

08-02-2016, 04:07 PM	#4
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08-02-2016, 06:00 PM	#5
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07-27-2016, 08:47 PM	#2
Wrang1er Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Me, myself and I Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Here Posts: 1,526 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,112 Thanked 7,043 Times in 1,354 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	I am use to people staring at me. I realize they are trying to figure out if I am male or female (how they miss the breasts is beyond me). I was waiting for my mom while she got x-rays done and I had her purse (which is becoming more common these days) and I notice a couple looking at me intensely. I think to myself it must be because of the bag (as I swing it awkwardly over my shoulder). Then I had to laugh because I knew it was really just me that confused them. Although the purse may have added to it. I need to talk to my mother about getting a purse that better suits me.

08-02-2016, 06:03 PM	#6
easygoingfemme Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Lil' Miss Sassy Pants Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: My place by the river Posts: 3,692 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,023 Thanked 14,972 Times in 3,318 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	A phone call with my four year old nephew... he's learning how to tell and receive jokes.