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Old 08-24-2016, 09:40 AM   #1
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When a customer comes in and had just smoked a cigarette, but not just one....but a hundred! It's saturated in their pores. I can get a wiff of them from across the store!

I try to contain my facial expression, when , omg, they have a return, and I open the bag.


The same holds for cheap perfume sprayed on to cover the scent.....gag!


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Lifting the lid on cartoons of "past their prime" take out in the refrigerator, and finding the top lined with green or black mold!
Now that's something that has never happened to my post expiration date stuff. I keep my fridge cold enough that sometimes stuff in the way back freezes a little bit so maybe that's why.

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There's an old lady who lives two doors down from me. Pretty sure she has been smoking for about 80 years. Every morning she wakes up and goes out back and starts coughing and coughing, noisy full of sound effects coughing. When she's not out there I'm usually out on my back porch with my coffee. But when she's out there it makes my stomach turn and I have to go in all grossed out.

Non-hand washers gross me out. Even watching people like... play with their phone and then pick up their food. Unless they sanitized their phones a minute before- gross!

I'm with Gemme. Want to lysol people. Might carry around a pocket size spray. Except I hate the smell of lysol so that's a problem.
Thankfully, Lysol makes different flavors/scents but you're right; there's always that 'Lysol' disinfectant smell.

I agree with you about a smoker's cough. When it's extra hacky and plegmy, that is my signal to remove myself from the situation. I think it's because I spent so much time with my mom and she smoked for almost 50 years before she passed away from it.
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Thankfully, Lysol makes different flavors/scents but you're right; there's always that 'Lysol' disinfectant smell..[/QUOTE]

Exactly. My brother was a barfer when he was a kid and my mom was always spraying lysol wherever it landed. So the smell just makes me think of my barfy brother.
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People dipping their dirty greasy fingers in a glass of water at a restaurant instead of getting up and going to wash them properly!
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Stinky people gross me out. I was just in the grocery store and next to me was a family that stank (B.O.) so bad that I started gagging right there.

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Stinky people gross me out. I was just in the grocery store and next to me was a family that stank (B.O.) so bad that I started gagging right there.

Hey not everybody can smell fresh as a daisy bud..LOL
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Hey not everybody can smell fresh as a daisy bud..LOL
True but that was super bad.
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For real? Where are you eating? That's so not okay.
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For real? Where are you eating? That's so not okay.
Nice places honest.......but perhaps it's something the 'older' generation does?
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Nice places honest.......but perhaps it's something the 'older' generation does?
Not in my parts. But around her they do tuck hankies up their shirt sleeves and use them and tuck them back in.
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