All Things Texas...(and Southern)

cowboy daddy · 05-18-2010, 03:09 PM

Thangs a Texas Cowboy Knows

1. Don’t pee off the front porch during the day. But if ya can’t wait and a neighbor drives be sure to wave.

2. Never draw unless your prepared to fire.

3. A smile in a cowboy hat can get ya out of most trouble and into all sorts.

4. Cold beer stays colder in red cooler

5. Those fancy scrubby thangs in the shower are not for ya to touch. But it’s ok to sniff em.

6. Shooting bottles from the hot tub is considered a sport.

7. Your horse chooses you.

8. A lady is always right. They know all about everythang from a meat loaf to a bush hog. Just say “Yes, ma’am” and go about your business.

Never ask a cowboy if he's from Texas. If he is, he'll tell ya on his own.
If he ain't, No need to embarrass him.

05-18-2010, 03:09 PM	#5
cowboy daddy Junior Member How Do You Identify?: ftm Preferred Pronoun?: daddy Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: NE Texas Posts: 8 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4 Thanked 39 Times in 6 Posts Rep Power: 0	Thangs a Texas Cowboy Knows 1. Don’t pee off the front porch during the day. But if ya can’t wait and a neighbor drives be sure to wave. 2. Never draw unless your prepared to fire. 3. A smile in a cowboy hat can get ya out of most trouble and into all sorts. 4. Cold beer stays colder in red cooler 5. Those fancy scrubby thangs in the shower are not for ya to touch. But it’s ok to sniff em. 6. Shooting bottles from the hot tub is considered a sport. 7. Your horse chooses you. 8. A lady is always right. They know all about everythang from a meat loaf to a bush hog. Just say “Yes, ma’am” and go about your business. Never ask a cowboy if he's from Texas. If he is, he'll tell ya on his own. If he ain't, No need to embarrass him.