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Old 09-14-2016, 04:53 AM   #1
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More fun texts for the day.
Pretty daddy
I love you daddy

Both from a dear buddy. Haha

Now if I could only figure out how to get a femme to send me texts like that life would be yummy.
Hey bud guess you did 'figure out' how, can ya help a brother out and share the secret? LMAO
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Them : Are you taken?

Me: At this moment I'm taking time to perfect my tortilla making skills...but you are welcome to be my guinea pig.

Them: I already am!

Duh....
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Old 11-06-2016, 11:54 PM   #3
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Default ADHD in action

I got these texts back to back, in exactly this order, seconds apart, with no response in between and from the same person:

"I just saw a woman's asshole!!"
"Do you want beer?!"
"A woman's pants just split and I saw her fucking brown eye!!!"
"I'll get beer!"


And no, the drinking didn't start until AFTER the texts ��
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Old 11-07-2016, 08:57 AM   #4
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I got these texts back to back, in exactly this order, seconds apart, with no response in between and from the same person:

"I just saw a woman's asshole!!"
"Do you want beer?!"
"A woman's pants just split and I saw her fucking brown eye!!!"
"I'll get beer!"


And no, the drinking didn't start until AFTER the texts ��
lol..Chrystal Gale's brown eyes turned blue too, back in the 70's
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