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Practically Lives Here
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Butch Relationship Status:
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Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle
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Hey bud guess you did 'figure out' how, can ya help a brother out and share the secret? LMAO
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Senior Member
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Queer Stone Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
Babe, she, her, ella Relationship Status:
Well loved… Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Texas
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Them : Are you taken?
Me: At this moment I'm taking time to perfect my tortilla making skills...but you are welcome to be my guinea pig. Them: I already am! Duh....
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Be the Fearless Bunny
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I got these texts back to back, in exactly this order, seconds apart, with no response in between and from the same person:
"I just saw a woman's asshole!!" "Do you want beer?!" "A woman's pants just split and I saw her fucking brown eye!!!" "I'll get beer!" And no, the drinking didn't start until AFTER the texts
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