What Cracked You Up Today?

CherryWine · 09-20-2016, 03:11 PM

We had our big annual evaluation at work today and yesterday. When our Contracting Officer's Rep. wrapped up and left today, we were all in a state of celebration over how well we think the evaluation went. Hooray!

But I was reminded of how hilariously awkward high-fives can be when I witnessed one that went to the tune of something like this...

And since I am so easily amused, here are some other pretty funny high five fails...

Degotoga · 09-23-2016, 09:26 AM

Shystonefem · 09-23-2016, 04:28 PM

Reading all the July comments on FB saying how bad the Patriots are going to do these first four games, 3 down and 1 to go.

Kobi · 09-24-2016, 09:46 AM

anotherbutch · 09-25-2016, 12:43 PM

Watching my grandson in his very first t-ball game. His first at bat, he hit the ball and ran to the pitchers mound and ran around it twice, then he kinda ran around all willy nilly until a coach caught him and sent him to first base. lol

When the other team was batting, he took his glove off, tossed it on the ground and played in the dirt the entire time, even throwing a few handfuls in the air... lol

His next at bat he hit the ball and ran to third base.... lol
None of the kids did any better and it was adorable to watch.

Did I mention that he just turned 3 last month?

A. Spectre · 09-27-2016, 08:01 AM

French Maids Outfit

cinnamongrrl · 11-10-2016, 09:08 AM

My kid.

Yesterday I texted her to let her know I was coming home to get my sneakers that I needed for work..

She retorts with " ok ma. Ill be sure to break up the party and send the strippers home"

To which I reply...that's EXACTLY why I let you know I'm on my way.

I'm not my mother. I don't want to know my kid's business!

09-23-2016, 09:26 AM	#2
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09-23-2016, 04:28 PM	#3
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09-24-2016, 09:46 AM	#4
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09-27-2016, 08:01 AM	#6
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11-10-2016, 09:08 AM	#7
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,665 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,247 Thanked 27,604 Times in 6,959 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	My kid. Yesterday I texted her to let her know I was coming home to get my sneakers that I needed for work.. She retorts with " ok ma. Ill be sure to break up the party and send the strippers home" To which I reply...that's EXACTLY why I let you know I'm on my way. I'm not my mother. I don't want to know my kid's business! __________________

09-20-2016, 03:11 PM	#1
CherryWine Senior Member How Do You Identify?: lesbian femme Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The Deep South Posts: 2,491 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,060 Thanked 10,006 Times in 2,182 Posts Rep Power: 21474848	We had our big annual evaluation at work today and yesterday. When our Contracting Officer's Rep. wrapped up and left today, we were all in a state of celebration over how well we think the evaluation went. Hooray! But I was reminded of how hilariously awkward high-fives can be when I witnessed one that went to the tune of something like this... And since I am so easily amused, here are some other pretty funny high five fails...

09-25-2016, 12:43 PM	#5
anotherbutch Senior Member How Do You Identify?: butch Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: single and very content this way... Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: the midwest Posts: 1,784 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 317 Thanked 1,298 Times in 365 Posts Rep Power: 9955621	Watching my grandson in his very first t-ball game. His first at bat, he hit the ball and ran to the pitchers mound and ran around it twice, then he kinda ran around all willy nilly until a coach caught him and sent him to first base. lol When the other team was batting, he took his glove off, tossed it on the ground and played in the dirt the entire time, even throwing a few handfuls in the air... lol His next at bat he hit the ball and ran to third base.... lol None of the kids did any better and it was adorable to watch. Did I mention that he just turned 3 last month?