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05-18-2010, 10:18 PM
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When I was 20, I got so drunk out at the "power lines" with a bunch of my friends that went and laid down in the bed of someone's truck to try to sleep it off.
When I woke up, I was still in the bed of the truck only now it was daylight, I was burnt to a crisp, and I was in a city 80 miles away. .gif "Say What?")
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05-18-2010, 10:22 PM
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So I dated this person that loved it when I would use a dildo and fuck myself on hys chest. One time we were really going at it hot and heavy and I heard some screaming. I stop only to find out I had slipped forward and was fucking hys eye as well
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05-18-2010, 10:25 PM
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05-18-2010, 10:32 PM
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One night while going home from karaoke I was so drunk that when the DD flipped around in front of my house to drop me off. Another drunk in the back seat claimed I was going to puke. She opened the door and I fell out under the car.
The next day while sitting on the toilet I wondered why I was naked, and had road rash on my knees, and puke in my hair. Figured I just crawled in the house. Then I noticed the road rash on my arms. Man I really crawled in the house. Next, I noticed that my face was road rash, my glasses were still on my face and broken AND My ear was bent the wrong way. What the fuck happened? I asked said DD what happened? She stated that I tried to die on the ground when I fell out, prayed that the police would find me and shoot me. And they had to carry me in, get the puke off and dumped me in the bed naked. Not something I was surprised at. P.s. It was the weekend and I couldn't get into the eye doc. So I had to tape up my glasses. Last edited by Tucker; 05-18-2010 at 10:43 PM. Reason: More idiotic behaviour |
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05-18-2010, 10:34 PM
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Has anyone besides me ever driven off with the gas pump handle and destroyed not only the fender of their car but part of the gas pump?
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05-18-2010, 10:45 PM
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05-18-2010, 10:48 PM
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Has anyone noticed that Medusa's stories are mostly about bodily functions?
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05-18-2010, 10:46 PM
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no but i backed into a palm tree--the same tree has been in the same spot for probably 40 years--and i've been acquainted with said tree for almost 3 years with never even a close-call. one day i'm running late and so i punched the gas in reverse--that tree didn't move an inch but my bumper was hanging by a thread. |
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05-18-2010, 10:59 PM
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With my old jeep... sigh.. *baby jeep* I backed into the same pole more than 10 times... Right in the middle of my back bumper was a dent that couldn't even be called a dent any more.. my back bumper looked like a v.. I finaly just stopped parking in the drive way... Cause the telephone pole wasn't going any place..
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05-18-2010, 10:37 PM
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When I was a teenager my mom got tired of me falling off my bed when I'd come home drunk....thought I'd hurt myself, so she took away my bed frame and told me I wouldn't have as far to fall next time.
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05-18-2010, 10:24 PM
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When I was 21 I frequented a country bar some friends played music at and got so drunk one night that the bass player had to take me home. I woke up the next morning with a big bruise on my chin, of all places and wanted to know how it got there. My friend told me, first you had to run laps around the bar, showing off and that wasn't enough, so you started doing push ups in the bathroom and hit your chin really hard on the ceramic floor and never blinked once about it.
Good thing I'm older now and still here to talk about those days.
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05-18-2010, 10:24 PM
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AWESOME! I love drinking-TMI.
So NYE many many moons ago, I was a very classy lady and double fisting a bottle of vodka and a bottle of creme de cacao. Cuz actually mixing the drinks would have been -way- to complicated at that juncture, if you get my meaning. Anyway. My friends and I left the house we were partying at and headed for a bar. We hadn't been at the bar 10 minutes when I felt the need to throw up. Instead of going to the bathroom to do it like a good girl, I picked up an empty pintglass off of someones table, filled it with vomit, placed it back on the table, and kept walking like nothing had happened. Keep it classy, Potty.
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I know, right?
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omg i so dont know u people...
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Hears a good one folks.I was 27 at the time and it was early on a sunday morning,The night before I was at an all girls rodeo and had come in at 4am in the morning ..I was dead tired and grouchy form beig so dam sore form rideing rough stock the night before.My s.o. at the time hadnt gone with me that weekend cause of work,so when she got up I herd ...where is the gd news paper ..didnt u get one before u came home!?!?Now im sore ,tired and now getting madder by the minit cause she knew how late I got home.After hearing her bitch about the paper I got up,got dressed ..I haven said a word so far..jumped into my truck..then peeld out 90mph backwards.NO I didnt look behind me first cause nobodys is suposed to park behind me any ways.Her car wasn parked part way across the dirve way,I hit it when I backed out..not just a little either.U bet we didnt stay together long after that one.
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-wipes tears out of eyes-OK so here's my TMI....SO i was about 19 and borrowed my ma's car (my truck had just gotten pissed at me for the tune of a new transmission) and got to keep it for like a week...Thanks ma, I'm soooo glad you'll never read this.Anywhoo...I was living in the country at the time and with allllllllllllllll that wide open space i figured i could back the car outta the drive no problem, right?Now why would anything be that simple?I made it out of the drive just fine but wasnt used to how the brake petal was positioned and my foot slipped right off and on to the gas propelling the car into the neighbers fence...Nice, I know....Well under the infulence of...ahem...mushroom pizza...
 just isnt the best way to come up with a pratical solutions.I then decided it was a good idea to take a grey crayola marker and try to color away the scratch which when i looked again the next day was WAY worse than i thought it was.Funny thin though..Ma came and got the car later that day and promptly backed into the SAME DAMN FENCE!!!!!I never did tell her....
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