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11-23-2009, 07:10 PM
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I like to traumatize the family.
Buy a turkey Buy a cornish game hen. Stuff cornish game hen into Turkey and bake. When Father carves the Turkey, scream loudly. Point out that you TOLD your teen daughters about the dangers of being sexually active. Point out that the turkey is pregnant. It could happen to them. Enjoy the horrified look on everyones face. Rock on. |
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11-23-2009, 07:17 PM
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11-23-2009, 07:25 PM
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11-23-2009, 07:52 PM
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My mother can't even SAY the word condom!  Come to think of it, she can't say the word supercalifragilisticexpealidoshish either. 
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11-23-2009, 07:42 PM
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Are you gonna pay for fixing my laptop (it's a fancy dancy little bitty viao laptop) should it become broken because of you not putting a dsclaimer that says you are not responsible for electric mishaps when reading the aforementioned post??????? mmmmmm.....my niece is married to a a very sweet kind househusband who is a bible banger with a preacher, private/home/church school, 'praise jesus' father.....mmmmmmm.............. never mind....you don't have to pay for the laptop if it bites the dust.........I can't wait for the family gathering........ |
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11-23-2009, 07:57 PM
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I am grateful to a holiday that I don't really want to participate in for this. I'll fix your laptop anytime Sir.  As long as you video the family gathering.
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