Corny jokes

Bèsame* · 12-01-2016, 08:02 AM

Why did the elf go to school?

To learn the Elfabet..

legally_b10nde · 12-01-2016, 08:09 AM

Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.

A. Spectre · 12-01-2016, 08:20 AM

When I was a kid, my English teacher looked my way and asked, "name two pronouns."

I said, "who, me?"

girlin2une · 12-01-2016, 11:44 AM

What disease do you get when you put up the Christmas decorations?

Tinselitus.

Bèsame* · 12-02-2016, 10:44 AM

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?

He checks his calen-deer

Bèsame* · 12-03-2016, 08:17 PM

What did the Gingerbread man put on his bed?

Cookie sheets!

Jesse · 12-04-2016, 01:08 AM

What did the mayonnaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door.

Close the door I am dressing!

Why did Mozart kill his chicken?

Because it kept saying "Bach, bach, bach.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!

12-01-2016, 08:02 AM	#1
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12-01-2016, 08:09 AM	#2
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12-01-2016, 08:20 AM	#3
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12-01-2016, 11:44 AM	#4
girlin2une Senior Member How Do You Identify?: submissive queer stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: she, her Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 3,827 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,752 Thanked 3,845 Times in 856 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	What disease do you get when you put up the Christmas decorations? Tinselitus. __________________ How do you define courage? Is it the absence of fear? You might think, under the weight of your fears, "I am not courageous." But maybe you have the wrong perspective. Courage can be measured in many ways, and is not the absence or denial of fear, but the willingness to act vulnerably. When you're faced with the unknown and then you stand on the edge of risk, courage brings you to the point where you are able to take flight, though you might be unsure of your wings.

12-02-2016, 10:44 AM	#5
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: loved by many Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 15,383 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,120 Thanked 40,947 Times in 10,734 Posts Rep Power: 21474864	How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He checks his calen-deer __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.

12-03-2016, 08:17 PM	#6
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: loved by many Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 15,383 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,120 Thanked 40,947 Times in 10,734 Posts Rep Power: 21474864	What did the Gingerbread man put on his bed? Cookie sheets! __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.

12-04-2016, 01:08 AM	#7
Jesse Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Transguy Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: single Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Central West Coast of Florida Posts: 5,204 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,866 Thanked 17,784 Times in 3,940 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	What did the mayonnaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door. Close the door I am dressing! Why did Mozart kill his chicken? Because it kept saying "Bach, bach, bach. Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel! __________________ “You’re so hard on yourself. Take a moment. Sit back. Marvel at your life: at the grief that softened you, at the heartache that widened you, at the suffering that strengthened you. Despite everything, you still grow. Be proud of this.”