Corny jokes

Bèsame* · 12-04-2016, 12:02 PM

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Nothing it was on the house!

Bèsame* · 12-05-2016, 10:40 PM

What do you call an old snowman?

Water..lol

A. Spectre · 12-06-2016, 10:45 AM

I was wondering why that football was getting larger and larger....

and then BAM!

It hit me.

girlin2une · 12-06-2016, 11:13 AM

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wayne
Wayne who?
Wayne in a manger...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Britney Spears!
Britney Spears who?
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Oops I did it again

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Hanna
Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!

Orema · 01-02-2017, 10:55 AM

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."

deeds · 01-02-2017, 11:17 AM

Four little birds got together one winter to discuss their flight plans

First little bird says "My instincts tell me to go north"
Second little bird says "My instincts tell me to go south"
Third little bird says" My instincts tell me to go west"
Fourth little bird says "my end stinks"

Orema · 02-23-2017, 02:15 PM

A new study has found that women who carry extra weight live longer than than the men who mention it.

12-04-2016, 12:02 PM	#1
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12-05-2016, 10:40 PM	#2
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12-06-2016, 10:45 AM	#3
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12-06-2016, 11:13 AM	#4
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01-02-2017, 11:17 AM	#6
deeds Senior Member How Do You Identify?: G-d made Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,588 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 711 Thanked 402 Times in 254 Posts Rep Power: 7194440	Four little birds got together one winter to discuss their flight plans First little bird says "My instincts tell me to go north" Second little bird says "My instincts tell me to go south" Third little bird says" My instincts tell me to go west" Fourth little bird says "my end stinks" __________________

01-02-2017, 10:55 AM	#5
Orema Superlative Soul Sister How Do You Identify?: Lesbian stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Moving in a single file Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Cottage of Content Posts: 13,587 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 41,436 Thanked 34,686 Times in 8,933 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."

02-23-2017, 02:15 PM	#7
Orema Superlative Soul Sister How Do You Identify?: Lesbian stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Moving in a single file Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Cottage of Content Posts: 13,587 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 41,436 Thanked 34,686 Times in 8,933 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	A new study has found that women who carry extra weight live longer than than the men who mention it.