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Old 05-21-2010, 06:22 PM   #2141
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"...On this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition."

Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V."
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1- Wow, Poodles are 2nd highest on Intelligence amongst Dogs {#1 is Border Collie}...who knew, brain & beauty? huh

2- Why are Mothers so G$%%&D$%$&n stubborn, refusing medical attention, and yet when u get sick they lord over "you better do this"..."i'm-a call the doctor if u keep up"...

3- I still want a Tortoiseshell long haired scottish fold
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Tryin to figure out how the Fuck a bird managed to poop on my Screen door....
And on that same thought, I hope a blue jay beats him to a pulp...
Better yet, May a hawk divebomb Him and chow on his ass.....
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I am amazed how quickly the vacuum swooped up my fur kids "no stuffing" toy.

I mean in like 5 seconds this thing was gone!
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I am amazed how quickly the vacuum swooped up my fur kids "no stuffing" toy.

I mean in like 5 seconds this thing was gone!

Had to re=read this twice...lol
You had me a bit concerned that your fur kid got sucked up...yikes

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Tryin to figure out how the Fuck a bird managed to poop on my Screen door....
And on that same thought, I hope a blue jay beats him to a pulp...
Better yet, May a hawk divebomb Him and chow on his ass.....
circle of liiiife....

Such violence over a little bit of shit.

washes off, but death is forever.





On another note, tomorrow is my first Sunday off in a very long time. I'm going to enjoy it immensely!
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You had me a bit concerned that your fur kid got sucked up...yikes

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Hmm yeah it kinda does sound like he was swooped in doesn't it, LOL

Don't worry, his big head would never fit through the hose.
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I accidently bumped into my brothers stash of penthouse/hustler once....he saw when they fell out of his piano box, gave a toothy sheepish smile , and immediately Blushed redder than a pickled beet when I peeked @ centerfold (pseudo lesbians with deadly heels..figures), looked up with an arched eyebrow, and smirked...
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They informed me today I am going to:



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