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03-08-2017, 06:36 PM
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Butch dominant lesbian Preferred Pronoun?:
She, Baby Boi Relationship Status:
She is my sunrise and sunset. 
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C, Eb and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors".
A plateau is the highest form of flattery. What's orange and sounds like a carrot? A parrot. "I stand corrected." said the man in his orthopedic shoes.
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03-14-2017, 09:28 AM
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femme woman - Hello Daddy, hello mom. I'm your ch-ch-ch cherry bomb! Preferred Pronoun?:
female/she/her Relationship Status:
Single by choice 
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What did one firefly say to the other?
You glow girl!
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03-17-2017, 05:54 AM
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Superlative Soul Sister
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She, her Relationship Status:
Moving in a single file and sometimes a sinner. 
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Cottage of Content
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What do you call an Irishman sitting on a couch? "Paddy O'Furniture"
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03-17-2017, 10:11 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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**loved by many** 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Closer to the waves
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why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they're always a little short.🍀🍀🍀
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03-17-2017, 10:12 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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**loved by many**
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Location: Closer to the waves
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How can you tell if an Irishwoman is having fun?
She is Dublin over with laughter!
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kissesA kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back. |
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04-14-2017, 09:03 AM
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Superlative Soul Sister
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Lesbian stone femme Preferred Pronoun?:
She, her Relationship Status:
Moving in a single file and sometimes a sinner.
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Cottage of Content
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Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From eggplants. 
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04-16-2017, 07:25 AM
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Senior Member
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Me, myself and I  Join Date: Sep 2011
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How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
He eggercises! Why did the Easter Egg hide? He was a little chicken! Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? It was the chicken's day off! Why did the Easter Bunny go see a therapist? Because he was a basketcase! |
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