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Old 03-11-2017, 08:11 PM   #1
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Yay, we had plans to go to the sushi /Chinese buffet for dinner! My first trip had sushi and pot stickers. Second one, steamed mussels and a bbq rib. Next time, variety plate. I tell Blaze I found fried bananas. Look I say..as I take a bite..Oh wait, it has a stick in it. First thought, they fried it on a stick.

Oh no, Blaze says, that's no banana, that's a frog leg.

I look at it, and swallow what I had bit and put it back on the plate. OMG...gross. That's exactly what it was.

They did have the sign, fried bananas!!

Blaze has not stopped laughing. He says I bit into the crutch the frog was using.

I just roll my eyes. Ha ha
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People using their plate after a meal as an ashtray...
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I too cannot stand stinky people. I run into a few in my line of work, and of course, out and about in my personal day. I have a quick gag reflex so I have to watch myself when I pick up the scent!

Some foods gross me out. I dont understand the affection for okra...or tapioca pudding. Both feel gross in my mouth and I will anything to avoid them!

People who leave dirty diapers in public places. I found one in a shopping cart once...grrrrrrr
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Getting a glass at a restaurant with a faint imprint of lipstick that the dishwasher failed to clean well enough
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