What Cracked You Up Today?

Kenna · 05-13-2017, 08:50 PM

My attempt at making chocolate pudding with almond milk...

Chad · 05-22-2017, 05:58 PM

In my front yard I saw a Mockingbird chasing a fox and she meant business nipping at the fox.

bright_arrow · 05-22-2017, 07:16 PM

Talking to my coworker across the office over Skype about Vegas, boyfriend, life in general. Door beeps open and someone we do not recognize (but has a badge because he swiped in) walks in and waves at her. He is not in business casual clothing like us, has shoulder length brown wavy hair and sandals on. Our whole office has floor to ceiling windows and we are on the fourth floor so the light is shining in on him making it hard for her to see.

I look down at my blinking Skype window and see:

"is that jesus??"

I laughed SO loud!

MsTinkerbelly · 05-22-2017, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenna

My attempt at making chocolate pudding with almond milk...

I tried that too!

No bueno.

CherryWine · 05-31-2017, 05:10 PM

I’m just going to put this here because I'm not aware of a thread for “what kind of dumb stuff did you do today.”

I was sitting in a board meeting with handouts of the PowerPoint presentation (a few small slides per page) in front of me. Having trouble reading the chart/slide on the screen, I caught myself using my fingers to zoom in on the slide in the handouts like one would for an image on a phone or iPad. On a piece of paper. Twice.

That's almost as bad as the time I tried to open the elevator doors using the key fob for my car. Either work has fried my brain and I need a vacation, or I really just need to take a break from technology.

Chad · 05-31-2017, 05:46 PM

That is hilarious!!!
Thanks for a much needed laugh.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CherryWine

I’m just going to put this here because I'm not aware of a thread for “what kind of dumb stuff did you do today.”

I was sitting in a board meeting with handouts of the PowerPoint presentation (a few small slides per page) in front of me. Having trouble reading the chart/slide on the screen, I caught myself using my fingers to zoom in on the slide in the handouts like one would for an image on a phone or iPad. On a piece of paper. Twice.

That's almost as bad as the time I tried to open the elevator doors using the key fob for my car. Either work has fried my brain and I need a vacation, or I really just need to take a break from technology.

Soft*Silver · 05-31-2017, 06:03 PM

today, my three year old grand daughter showed me a horrible scrape on her knee...

I asked her what happened and she said she tumbled down the steps.

when I asked her how that happened, she didnt even blink when she said "sissy pushed me"

Sissy, is three MONTHS old....lol..

and so it begins...(chuckling)

A. Spectre · 06-04-2017, 06:02 AM

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Wrang1er · 06-09-2017, 06:33 PM

My mom. We were talking about the 70ish year old neighbor lady that I mow for. My mom said, "I think she is a retired lesbian."

Apparently, I have retired early.

05-13-2017, 08:50 PM	#1
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06-04-2017, 06:02 AM	#8
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05-22-2017, 07:16 PM	#3
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05-31-2017, 05:10 PM	#5
CherryWine Senior Member How Do You Identify?: lesbian femme Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The Deep South Posts: 2,491 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,060 Thanked 10,007 Times in 2,182 Posts Rep Power: 21474847	I’m just going to put this here because I'm not aware of a thread for “what kind of dumb stuff did you do today.” I was sitting in a board meeting with handouts of the PowerPoint presentation (a few small slides per page) in front of me. Having trouble reading the chart/slide on the screen, I caught myself using my fingers to zoom in on the slide in the handouts like one would for an image on a phone or iPad. On a piece of paper. Twice. That's almost as bad as the time I tried to open the elevator doors using the key fob for my car. Either work has fried my brain and I need a vacation, or I really just need to take a break from technology.

06-09-2017, 06:33 PM	#9
Wrang1er Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Me, myself and I Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Here Posts: 1,526 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,112 Thanked 7,043 Times in 1,354 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	My mom. We were talking about the 70ish year old neighbor lady that I mow for. My mom said, "I think she is a retired lesbian." Apparently, I have retired early.