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Old 06-19-2017, 07:40 PM   #1
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What would you do if you are about to hold a speech or lecture but it slippes you mind what it was all about?
I'd fake trip & fall and upon recovering claim Amnesia!

Why are there no 'B' batteries?
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I'd fake trip & fall and upon recovering claim Amnesia!

Why are there no 'B' batteries?
Bees lead an incredible life, not even knowing that they can't fly, so they simply fly anyway. It's possibly an allegory to draw upon that fact alone because AAA batteries are incredibly busy supplying power, thus sparing B batteries an lifetime of unexpected hardships.


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Why do dance clubs close in the early hours of the morning???
Because they want to get to bed before the alarm goes off..................

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?
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Because they want to get to bed before the alarm goes off..................

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?
Oh, I think the blame wholly belongs to both the IRS, Wall Street, and Banking institutions: it's pretty taxing and has consistently confused people for ages.

Why is NAFTA called The North American Free Trade Agreement when there's nothing "free" about it at all???
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What's the difference between Superman and Trampoline man???
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Apparently the cape.

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