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Old 07-15-2017, 04:09 PM   #1
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My cat Mickey just stole a piece of pizza crust off my plate and jumped down and ran with it!
Little shit! LOL!
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My cat Mickey just stole a piece of pizza crust off my plate and jumped down and ran with it!
Little shit! LOL!
Damn, that must be some gooddd pizza nanners!
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Yesterday afternoon the kitten was going nuts on the window seal jumping around and slapping the glass. I went to see what was up and found a baby bird hoping around on the outside window seal. The kitten really wanted that baby bird and she almost pulled down the blinds trying to get it. Ha!
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Monte the Magnificent isn't feeling well so he is on bed rest. He wanted out earlier this morning but no can do. I don't think the new menu plan is working out. I was hoping to save some money by switching over to a less expensive grain free cat food. However this must be the junk food of all grain free cat foods because he's responding to it just like he did when I had him on regular food with grain in it. So slowly back to the old brand of grain free food it is. Right now he's napping, lying on his right side curled up into a half moon shape with his left paw covering his eyes. A sleep mask of sorts of his own creation. So cute. I just love him so much and will do anything I can to see him back to his old self again soon.
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Monte the Magnificent isn't feeling well so he is on bed rest. He wanted out earlier this morning but no can do. I don't think the new menu plan is working out. I was hoping to save some money by switching over to a less expensive grain free cat food. However this must be the junk food of all grain free cat foods because he's responding to it just like he did when I had him on regular food with grain in it. So slowly back to the old brand of grain free food it is. Right now he's napping, lying on his right side curled up into a half moon shape with his left paw covering his eyes. A sleep mask of sorts of his own creation. So cute. I just love him so much and will do anything I can to see him back to his old self again soon.
I hope your kitty feels better soon. Poor kitty.
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Thinking that there was ice in my drink and there isn't so she thought it was a good idea to try out what was in the cup, its Coke, you should have seen her face after one lick!!!
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They're not my pets, but they might as well be *lol*

They love me and watch over me and guard over me and nudge me awake when I've not heard the pings on my phone or when they gotta go potty.

However, *LOL*, It's my caT Petunia who keeps the dogs in line.

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Kitty Eleanor traveled from NC with my youngest daughter. She is now residing with me at my honey's apartment. She was a nervous wreck yesterday and needed a ton of reassurance....today she is owning the place. Cats amaze me with their resiliency ....

I'm amazed that I spelled resiliency correctly the first time....
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I found big Mortgage kitty in the bathtub this morning. I image it's a cool spot for all the fur he has to carry around.
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They've been acting like coyote bait, this needs to stop.I hate to but I'm putting them all in their cages tonight.

Damn shapeshifters, plz don't eat any more of my babies up.I'm still heartbroken about the last one you caught.Don't try to deny it, my security cameras caught you.
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I am off work today and all it has done is rain. Kevin, Jennifer and Jeffrey have done nothing but pout and follow every step I make. And they keep summoning me to come and open the back door so they can see if the rain has stopped. Then when they look out, pouty faces droop a little lower as they walk drudgingly back to their daybed.

I hate it for them. They have such fun outside. I hate it for me too. They are sort of getting on my nerves ... twice I have almost stepped on Jeffrey.
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