What Cracked You Up Today?

Gayandgray · 07-25-2017, 02:04 PM

The reaction of the door-to-door salesman who came to my front door after he saw my 3 growling Boston Terriers thru the storm door window, and when he noticed the security camera and realized he was being videotaped. It was hilarious!! He grabbed his chest like he was having a heart attack and jumped back and started stuttering all over the place. He put his hands up to cover his face from the camera and tried to yell over my insanely loud, barking dogs about the "frozen food" he was selling. Why he didn't want his face to be seen on camera, I have no idea? But little does he know the security camera had already picked him up as he pulled in our driveway, and as he walked up the long, winding wheelchair ramp. His truck had no identification on it advertising frozen food. I told him politely we weren't interested and he hurried off.

homoe · 07-25-2017, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Gayandgray

The reaction of the door-to-door salesman who came to my front door after he saw my 3 growling Boston Terriers thru the storm door window, and when he noticed the security camera and realized he was being videotaped. It was hilarious!! He grabbed his chest like he was having a heart attack and jumped back and started stuttering all over the place. He put his hands up to cover his face from the camera and tried to yell over my insanely loud, barking dogs about the "frozen food" he was selling. Why he didn't want his face to be seen on camera, I have no idea? But little does he know the security camera had already picked him up as he pulled in our driveway, and as he walked up the long, winding wheelchair ramp. His truck had no identification on it advertising frozen food. I told him politely we weren't interested and he hurried off.

OMG this cracked me up !!

anotherbutch · 07-25-2017, 08:04 PM

My daughter texting me to tell me she just caught my grandson (he's almost 3) dipping his head in the dogs water bowl so he could push his hair up and make a mohawk!!

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