Silly stuff the furkids do...

Miss Scarlett · 05-28-2010, 07:14 PM

My little baby has a favorite toy fur mouse named "Smacky". (Named after Bucky's toy teddybear in Get Fuzzy) She's had it since she was a kitten some 13 years ago and has loved a great deal of the fur off of it. What fur remains is stiff and spiked from cat spit...LOL

She loves to present Smacky to me and to Shelia. We'll hear some strange, loud meowing and then she will come trotting in with Smacky in her mouth. Eventually she will drop him and look so very proud of herself. However, one time she'd been carrying him around so long he was stuck to the roof of her mouth. I had to catch her and dribble water into her little mouth to set them both free...

Massive · 05-28-2010, 08:01 PM

I have one fur face, she's a cat called Tigger, or Tiggy, Tiggs, Tiggly Wiggly, Wiggly Butt, Oy You Get Out Of There RIGHT NOW, Furry Arse, and a few choice other names that I won't mention in polite company ...
She's a little cute shite. I love her dearly and she most definately rules the roost, to the point where she is My only pet, I can't have any others because she will literally turn into inflate-a-cat at the sight of any other animal, hell, she even goes wild if an unknown person comes onto her patch, yeah, she's really, really wild ... I've even seen her go for an Alsatian who came down the front path when she was outside with Me.
A typical day involves her running around for her mad half hours, frequently, she loves to eat though, so as soon as food's on the go, play-time stops, it's time to feed a furry belly.
She loves to find the smallest space possible, or a bag and curl up to sleep there.
She has her own toys, not the ones you buy in a store, she loves the plastic rings from the top of soda bottles...
She's learnt some bad habits from Me though, when I tell her off, she does listen and stop, but she swears right back at Me!
But, she does cute so well, she loves to snuggle, but when she wants to, not when anyone else wants to.
That said, I do love her, she's adorable, cute as hell and always makes Me laugh, even if she has left Me scarred from My elbows down to My fingertips ...

Linus · 05-28-2010, 08:07 PM

I have my curmudgeon Bobcat, my 16 year old Manx medium hair orange-tabby. She is mostly deaf and has always been rather vocal. I also tend to teach a lot online. I use a headset to call into the conference. So Bobcat sees my mouth move and figures I'm talking to her when I'm actually educating my students. So while I educate my students, Bobcat tells me of the trails and adventures of her day of sleeping.

When done, she hops in the smallest cardboard box (one of the single book boxes I get from Amazon) and sits there all regal. She then continues the conversation. Who knew that a cat that eats 3-6 times a day and sleeps the rest of the time has such a busy day?

Kenna · 05-28-2010, 08:31 PM

My Mom adopted my pet Cockatial named Bella
This birdie has been great company for Mom while she's been so sick.
Mom loves to teach her new vocabulary or cell phone jingles.
This story was about a year ago, when I was staying at Mom's to take care of her...
When I was getting a shower, I stepped out infront of the vanity,
I dropped the towel and Bella goes.... (you ready for this?)
PRETTY GIRL
PRETTY GIRL
cricket cricket
WHATCHA DOING?
PRETTY GIRL
I about died of embarrassment
Bella just waited till I was BUCK naked!

She LOVES to ask you "Whatcha doing?" and Mom has taught her to "blow kisses" and say "Cutie Pie", "Here Kitty Kitty Kitty" and "Dirty Dawg" or "Dirty Birdie".

She has brightened Mom's days many times... too bad she might need to find a new home soon. Mom's gonna miss her so much.

She LOVES to eat banana chips...but spits coconut right back at you. Several times, when the "phone" rang...Mom or me would look for her cell phone.... just to realize that it was Bella!!

There are two pretty Budgies in the cage above her... she will climb to the upper corner, hang on for dear life, and twist her head sideways to look up at them and say "Whatcha doing? Whatcha doing? Pretty Bird Whatcha Doing... Budgie Dance Budgie Dance."

I LOVE that Mom adores Bella and spoils her rotten.

Kenna · 05-29-2010, 01:01 PM

I am really beat and it's HOT...
so on my trip to the goodwill, Willy Bear and I stopped for Rita's soft custard ice cream.
He goes NUTTS for vanilla custard!!
I get back to the car with his, he's jumping from seat to seat, lickin his chops like he was about to foam at the mouth...
Rita's put little doggy bones on top of his bowl.
I make him get on the floorboard and gave him the bowl...
He takes the dog bones off, puts them on the floor, licks them off and ATTACKS the ice cream. Several times he looked up at me, with his muzzle and forehead covered in cream. What cracked me up was... I looked down once to find him standing on three feet, face buried in bowl, and the forth leg up shaking and quivering, out behind him. A doggy brain freeze in the opposite end of the brain!!! LMCuteAO!!!!!
He licked his bowl clean...still standing on three feet... then begged for what was left of mine.
All the way home, he kept digging his cold little nose into the seat and that back leg still shivering.

Too sweet!!

lipstixgal · 05-29-2010, 02:23 PM

[COLOR="Purple"]OMG this is such a fun thread I have two dogs, one is a Jack Russell and the other is a mix of Chihuahua I think[ but anyway they are great!! They love the dog park which I am taking tomorrow just because I love to see them having fun. Everyone's pets sounded adorable to me./COLOR]

Converse · 05-29-2010, 05:11 PM

I am a Butch in a household of one High Femme and two teenage girls and one bathroom- this makes me one of the most patient and (bladdered controlled) persons on the planet.
This is beneficial because also living in the house is:

• The 160lb mastiff who inhales food- so we have to keep living things weighted down for their own safety.
• A 5 month old ewok ( though others have told me she is a leonburger pup)
• A mean s-o-b tuxedo cat weighing in at mastiff size, who will just walk along the back of the couch and whack you across the back of the head because… well just because.
• A fluffy cat affectionately known as princess with a serious carb habit, who I’m sure opens the fridge and makes a sandwich in the middle of the night… cuz often the bread will shows signs of the wrapping being chewed through.
• And a small cat, named cat, who literally suddenly appears in closed drawers and coat pockets.

All are rescue animals- it’s a strange household with lots of fur, but lots of laughs

Random · 05-28-2010, 08:03 PM

Mr. Poo.. (the only boy in our kiss) is a mighty hunter..

It used to be his brother was the hunter/evisorater of the pack, but since his passing Poo has stepped up..

Except Mr. Poo doesn't eat what he kills...

To me... That is a nono... If you are not going to eat it, the you don't get to kill it... (except bats under the bed when the lady doesn't have her glasses or clothes on.. then you can kill it..)

So... Last weekish Mr. poo comes running into the house with a swallow in his mouth.. the poor bird was alive and kicking...

Lol.. I go into dog trainer mode and lower my voice, and tell him.. *DROP* (using the hand command at the same time)

The cat responded... *BLINK* and dropped the bird...

So.. I have four cats in the area with a live bird flitting around trying to get under ANYTHING...

I grab my squirt bottle and start herding them into other rooms.. Lock Poo in the bathroom and start looking for this bird..

The back courner of the sofa.. Of course..

I had to move, the coffee table, the end table, my craft table, and the sofa to get behind it and get this lil bird out..

So, using a plastic bag.. (I smoke and don't want to get nic on the bird) I get this bird, (thinking that he/she is a goner) take it outside and let it go...

I have never seen a bird move so fast...

I don't think it will be hanging out in the bushes around our house again..

The out come of this story?

Mr. Poo listens to me now.. lolololol.. I call for him and he comes...

05-28-2010, 08:01 PM	#2
Massive Member How Do You Identify?: Trans man Preferred Pronoun?: He, Him Relationship Status: not looking Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Northern England Posts: 945 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,669 Thanked 2,383 Times in 765 Posts Rep Power: 17762095	I have one fur face, she's a cat called Tigger, or Tiggy, Tiggs, Tiggly Wiggly, Wiggly Butt, Oy You Get Out Of There RIGHT NOW, Furry Arse, and a few choice other names that I won't mention in polite company ... She's a little cute shite. I love her dearly and she most definately rules the roost, to the point where she is My only pet, I can't have any others because she will literally turn into inflate-a-cat at the sight of any other animal, hell, she even goes wild if an unknown person comes onto her patch, yeah, she's really, really wild ... I've even seen her go for an Alsatian who came down the front path when she was outside with Me. A typical day involves her running around for her mad half hours, frequently, she loves to eat though, so as soon as food's on the go, play-time stops, it's time to feed a furry belly. She loves to find the smallest space possible, or a bag and curl up to sleep there. She has her own toys, not the ones you buy in a store, she loves the plastic rings from the top of soda bottles... She's learnt some bad habits from Me though, when I tell her off, she does listen and stop, but she swears right back at Me! But, she does cute so well, she loves to snuggle, but when she wants to, not when anyone else wants to. That said, I do love her, she's adorable, cute as hell and always makes Me laugh, even if she has left Me scarred from My elbows down to My fingertips ... __________________ You may not be able to choose your bio-family, but you can choose your Family

05-28-2010, 08:07 PM	#3
Linus The Planet's Technical Bubba How Do You Identify?: FTM Preferred Pronoun?: He/Him/Geek Relationship Status: Married to my forever! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Redondo Beach, CA Posts: 5,440 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,929 Thanked 10,727 Times in 3,172 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	I have my curmudgeon Bobcat, my 16 year old Manx medium hair orange-tabby. She is mostly deaf and has always been rather vocal. I also tend to teach a lot online. I use a headset to call into the conference. So Bobcat sees my mouth move and figures I'm talking to her when I'm actually educating my students. So while I educate my students, Bobcat tells me of the trails and adventures of her day of sleeping. When done, she hops in the smallest cardboard box (one of the single book boxes I get from Amazon) and sits there all regal. She then continues the conversation. Who knew that a cat that eats 3-6 times a day and sleeps the rest of the time has such a busy day? __________________ Personal Blog \|\| [] \|\| Cigar Blog "We become Human Doings instead of Human Beings." -- Ram Dass

05-28-2010, 08:31 PM	#4
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,196 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	She may have feathers and not fur... but she's damn cute! My Mom adopted my pet Cockatial named Bella This birdie has been great company for Mom while she's been so sick. Mom loves to teach her new vocabulary or cell phone jingles. This story was about a year ago, when I was staying at Mom's to take care of her... When I was getting a shower, I stepped out infront of the vanity, I dropped the towel and Bella goes.... (you ready for this?) PRETTY GIRL PRETTY GIRL cricket cricket WHATCHA DOING? PRETTY GIRL I about died of embarrassment Bella just waited till I was BUCK naked! She LOVES to ask you "Whatcha doing?" and Mom has taught her to "blow kisses" and say "Cutie Pie", "Here Kitty Kitty Kitty" and "Dirty Dawg" or "Dirty Birdie". She has brightened Mom's days many times... too bad she might need to find a new home soon. Mom's gonna miss her so much. She LOVES to eat banana chips...but spits coconut right back at you. Several times, when the "phone" rang...Mom or me would look for her cell phone.... just to realize that it was Bella!! There are two pretty Budgies in the cage above her... she will climb to the upper corner, hang on for dear life, and twist her head sideways to look up at them and say "Whatcha doing? Whatcha doing? Pretty Bird Whatcha Doing... Budgie Dance Budgie Dance." I LOVE that Mom adores Bella and spoils her rotten. __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

05-29-2010, 01:01 PM	#5
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,196 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	DOGGY BRAIN FREEZE!! I am really beat and it's HOT... so on my trip to the goodwill, Willy Bear and I stopped for Rita's soft custard ice cream. He goes NUTTS for vanilla custard!! I get back to the car with his, he's jumping from seat to seat, lickin his chops like he was about to foam at the mouth... Rita's put little doggy bones on top of his bowl. I make him get on the floorboard and gave him the bowl... He takes the dog bones off, puts them on the floor, licks them off and ATTACKS the ice cream. Several times he looked up at me, with his muzzle and forehead covered in cream. What cracked me up was... I looked down once to find him standing on three feet, face buried in bowl, and the forth leg up shaking and quivering, out behind him. A doggy brain freeze in the opposite end of the brain!!! LMCuteAO!!!!! He licked his bowl clean...still standing on three feet... then begged for what was left of mine. All the way home, he kept digging his cold little nose into the seat and that back leg still shivering. Too sweet!! __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

05-29-2010, 05:11 PM	#7
Converse Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: Hy Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Vancouver Posts: 147 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 323 Thanked 685 Times in 105 Posts Rep Power: 2551406	I am a Butch in a household of one High Femme and two teenage girls and one bathroom- this makes me one of the most patient and (bladdered controlled) persons on the planet. This is beneficial because also living in the house is: • The 160lb mastiff who inhales food- so we have to keep living things weighted down for their own safety. • A 5 month old ewok ( though others have told me she is a leonburger pup) • A mean s-o-b tuxedo cat weighing in at mastiff size, who will just walk along the back of the couch and whack you across the back of the head because… well just because. • A fluffy cat affectionately known as princess with a serious carb habit, who I’m sure opens the fridge and makes a sandwich in the middle of the night… cuz often the bread will shows signs of the wrapping being chewed through. • And a small cat, named cat, who literally suddenly appears in closed drawers and coat pockets. All are rescue animals- it’s a strange household with lots of fur, but lots of laughs __________________ I don't act this way to change the world. I act this way so that the goddamn world won't change me! -Desert Hearts

05-28-2010, 07:14 PM	#1
Miss Scarlett Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: . Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: . Posts: 5,530 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,478 Thanked 12,947 Times in 3,419 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	My little baby has a favorite toy fur mouse named "Smacky". (Named after Bucky's toy teddybear in Get Fuzzy) She's had it since she was a kitten some 13 years ago and has loved a great deal of the fur off of it. What fur remains is stiff and spiked from cat spit...LOL She loves to present Smacky to me and to Shelia. We'll hear some strange, loud meowing and then she will come trotting in with Smacky in her mouth. Eventually she will drop him and look so very proud of herself. However, one time she'd been carrying him around so long he was stuck to the roof of her mouth. I had to catch her and dribble water into her little mouth to set them both free...

05-29-2010, 02:23 PM	#6
lipstixgal Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: coupled Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: New Jersey Posts: 3,028 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 201 Thanked 1,690 Times in 1,064 Posts Rep Power: 1494761	[COLOR="Purple"]OMG this is such a fun thread I have two dogs, one is a Jack Russell and the other is a mix of Chihuahua I think[ but anyway they are great!! They love the dog park which I am taking tomorrow just because I love to see them having fun. Everyone's pets sounded adorable to me./COLOR]

05-28-2010, 08:03 PM	#8
Random Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: back in the land of trees and snow Posts: 2,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,017 Thanked 5,327 Times in 1,378 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Mr. Poo.. (the only boy in our kiss) is a mighty hunter.. It used to be his brother was the hunter/evisorater of the pack, but since his passing Poo has stepped up.. Except Mr. Poo doesn't eat what he kills... To me... That is a nono... If you are not going to eat it, the you don't get to kill it... (except bats under the bed when the lady doesn't have her glasses or clothes on.. then you can kill it..) So... Last weekish Mr. poo comes running into the house with a swallow in his mouth.. the poor bird was alive and kicking... Lol.. I go into dog trainer mode and lower my voice, and tell him.. DROP (using the hand command at the same time) The cat responded... BLINK and dropped the bird... So.. I have four cats in the area with a live bird flitting around trying to get under ANYTHING... I grab my squirt bottle and start herding them into other rooms.. Lock Poo in the bathroom and start looking for this bird.. The back courner of the sofa.. Of course.. I had to move, the coffee table, the end table, my craft table, and the sofa to get behind it and get this lil bird out.. So, using a plastic bag.. (I smoke and don't want to get nic on the bird) I get this bird, (thinking that he/she is a goner) take it outside and let it go... I have never seen a bird move so fast... I don't think it will be hanging out in the bushes around our house again.. The out come of this story? Mr. Poo listens to me now.. lolololol.. I call for him and he comes... __________________ ~Volunteer~ "It gets in your blood"