Silly stuff the furkids do...

Massive · 05-28-2010, 08:01 PM

I have one fur face, she's a cat called Tigger, or Tiggy, Tiggs, Tiggly Wiggly, Wiggly Butt, Oy You Get Out Of There RIGHT NOW, Furry Arse, and a few choice other names that I won't mention in polite company ...
She's a little cute shite. I love her dearly and she most definately rules the roost, to the point where she is My only pet, I can't have any others because she will literally turn into inflate-a-cat at the sight of any other animal, hell, she even goes wild if an unknown person comes onto her patch, yeah, she's really, really wild ... I've even seen her go for an Alsatian who came down the front path when she was outside with Me.
A typical day involves her running around for her mad half hours, frequently, she loves to eat though, so as soon as food's on the go, play-time stops, it's time to feed a furry belly.
She loves to find the smallest space possible, or a bag and curl up to sleep there.
She has her own toys, not the ones you buy in a store, she loves the plastic rings from the top of soda bottles...
She's learnt some bad habits from Me though, when I tell her off, she does listen and stop, but she swears right back at Me!
But, she does cute so well, she loves to snuggle, but when she wants to, not when anyone else wants to.
That said, I do love her, she's adorable, cute as hell and always makes Me laugh, even if she has left Me scarred from My elbows down to My fingertips ...

Linus · 05-28-2010, 08:07 PM

I have my curmudgeon Bobcat, my 16 year old Manx medium hair orange-tabby. She is mostly deaf and has always been rather vocal. I also tend to teach a lot online. I use a headset to call into the conference. So Bobcat sees my mouth move and figures I'm talking to her when I'm actually educating my students. So while I educate my students, Bobcat tells me of the trails and adventures of her day of sleeping.

When done, she hops in the smallest cardboard box (one of the single book boxes I get from Amazon) and sits there all regal. She then continues the conversation. Who knew that a cat that eats 3-6 times a day and sleeps the rest of the time has such a busy day?

Kenna · 05-28-2010, 08:31 PM

My Mom adopted my pet Cockatial named Bella
This birdie has been great company for Mom while she's been so sick.
Mom loves to teach her new vocabulary or cell phone jingles.
This story was about a year ago, when I was staying at Mom's to take care of her...
When I was getting a shower, I stepped out infront of the vanity,
I dropped the towel and Bella goes.... (you ready for this?)
PRETTY GIRL
PRETTY GIRL
cricket cricket
WHATCHA DOING?
PRETTY GIRL
I about died of embarrassment
Bella just waited till I was BUCK naked!

She LOVES to ask you "Whatcha doing?" and Mom has taught her to "blow kisses" and say "Cutie Pie", "Here Kitty Kitty Kitty" and "Dirty Dawg" or "Dirty Birdie".

She has brightened Mom's days many times... too bad she might need to find a new home soon. Mom's gonna miss her so much.

She LOVES to eat banana chips...but spits coconut right back at you. Several times, when the "phone" rang...Mom or me would look for her cell phone.... just to realize that it was Bella!!

There are two pretty Budgies in the cage above her... she will climb to the upper corner, hang on for dear life, and twist her head sideways to look up at them and say "Whatcha doing? Whatcha doing? Pretty Bird Whatcha Doing... Budgie Dance Budgie Dance."

I LOVE that Mom adores Bella and spoils her rotten.

Kenna · 05-29-2010, 01:01 PM

I am really beat and it's HOT...
so on my trip to the goodwill, Willy Bear and I stopped for Rita's soft custard ice cream.
He goes NUTTS for vanilla custard!!
I get back to the car with his, he's jumping from seat to seat, lickin his chops like he was about to foam at the mouth...
Rita's put little doggy bones on top of his bowl.
I make him get on the floorboard and gave him the bowl...
He takes the dog bones off, puts them on the floor, licks them off and ATTACKS the ice cream. Several times he looked up at me, with his muzzle and forehead covered in cream. What cracked me up was... I looked down once to find him standing on three feet, face buried in bowl, and the forth leg up shaking and quivering, out behind him. A doggy brain freeze in the opposite end of the brain!!! LMCuteAO!!!!!
He licked his bowl clean...still standing on three feet... then begged for what was left of mine.
All the way home, he kept digging his cold little nose into the seat and that back leg still shivering.

Too sweet!!

lipstixgal · 05-29-2010, 02:23 PM

[COLOR="Purple"]OMG this is such a fun thread I have two dogs, one is a Jack Russell and the other is a mix of Chihuahua I think[ but anyway they are great!! They love the dog park which I am taking tomorrow just because I love to see them having fun. Everyone's pets sounded adorable to me./COLOR]

Converse · 05-29-2010, 05:11 PM

I am a Butch in a household of one High Femme and two teenage girls and one bathroom- this makes me one of the most patient and (bladdered controlled) persons on the planet.
This is beneficial because also living in the house is:

• The 160lb mastiff who inhales food- so we have to keep living things weighted down for their own safety.
• A 5 month old ewok ( though others have told me she is a leonburger pup)
• A mean s-o-b tuxedo cat weighing in at mastiff size, who will just walk along the back of the couch and whack you across the back of the head because… well just because.
• A fluffy cat affectionately known as princess with a serious carb habit, who I’m sure opens the fridge and makes a sandwich in the middle of the night… cuz often the bread will shows signs of the wrapping being chewed through.
• And a small cat, named cat, who literally suddenly appears in closed drawers and coat pockets.

All are rescue animals- it’s a strange household with lots of fur, but lots of laughs

JustJo · 05-31-2010, 08:54 AM

Normally, I keep my bedroom door closed at night...it keeps the giant collie from jumping on top of me and limits the "doghair in the bed" issue. This weekend, the dogs went to camp with a friend though....son is with his father....and it's just me and the 4 cats.

I got up sometime in the middle of the night to go pee...and must not have latched the door.

Opened my eyes this morning to see the sunlight streaming through the bedroom window...and four cats laying in a row....staring at me.

They were all waiting for tuna...

Sachita · 04-26-2011, 03:12 PM

My dogs love the drive thru window. Roscoe, the boxer always talks to the lady, howling that he's ready for his food.

05-28-2010, 08:01 PM	#1
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05-28-2010, 08:07 PM	#2
Linus The Planet's Technical Bubba How Do You Identify?: FTM Preferred Pronoun?: He/Him/Geek Relationship Status: Married to my forever! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Redondo Beach, CA Posts: 5,440 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,929 Thanked 10,727 Times in 3,172 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	I have my curmudgeon Bobcat, my 16 year old Manx medium hair orange-tabby. She is mostly deaf and has always been rather vocal. I also tend to teach a lot online. I use a headset to call into the conference. So Bobcat sees my mouth move and figures I'm talking to her when I'm actually educating my students. So while I educate my students, Bobcat tells me of the trails and adventures of her day of sleeping. When done, she hops in the smallest cardboard box (one of the single book boxes I get from Amazon) and sits there all regal. She then continues the conversation. Who knew that a cat that eats 3-6 times a day and sleeps the rest of the time has such a busy day? __________________ Personal Blog \|\| [] \|\| Cigar Blog "We become Human Doings instead of Human Beings." -- Ram Dass

05-28-2010, 08:31 PM	#3
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	She may have feathers and not fur... but she's damn cute! My Mom adopted my pet Cockatial named Bella This birdie has been great company for Mom while she's been so sick. Mom loves to teach her new vocabulary or cell phone jingles. This story was about a year ago, when I was staying at Mom's to take care of her... When I was getting a shower, I stepped out infront of the vanity, I dropped the towel and Bella goes.... (you ready for this?) PRETTY GIRL PRETTY GIRL cricket cricket WHATCHA DOING? PRETTY GIRL I about died of embarrassment Bella just waited till I was BUCK naked! She LOVES to ask you "Whatcha doing?" and Mom has taught her to "blow kisses" and say "Cutie Pie", "Here Kitty Kitty Kitty" and "Dirty Dawg" or "Dirty Birdie". She has brightened Mom's days many times... too bad she might need to find a new home soon. Mom's gonna miss her so much. She LOVES to eat banana chips...but spits coconut right back at you. Several times, when the "phone" rang...Mom or me would look for her cell phone.... just to realize that it was Bella!! There are two pretty Budgies in the cage above her... she will climb to the upper corner, hang on for dear life, and twist her head sideways to look up at them and say "Whatcha doing? Whatcha doing? Pretty Bird Whatcha Doing... Budgie Dance Budgie Dance." I LOVE that Mom adores Bella and spoils her rotten. __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

05-29-2010, 01:01 PM	#4
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	DOGGY BRAIN FREEZE!! I am really beat and it's HOT... so on my trip to the goodwill, Willy Bear and I stopped for Rita's soft custard ice cream. He goes NUTTS for vanilla custard!! I get back to the car with his, he's jumping from seat to seat, lickin his chops like he was about to foam at the mouth... Rita's put little doggy bones on top of his bowl. I make him get on the floorboard and gave him the bowl... He takes the dog bones off, puts them on the floor, licks them off and ATTACKS the ice cream. Several times he looked up at me, with his muzzle and forehead covered in cream. What cracked me up was... I looked down once to find him standing on three feet, face buried in bowl, and the forth leg up shaking and quivering, out behind him. A doggy brain freeze in the opposite end of the brain!!! LMCuteAO!!!!! He licked his bowl clean...still standing on three feet... then begged for what was left of mine. All the way home, he kept digging his cold little nose into the seat and that back leg still shivering. Too sweet!! __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

05-29-2010, 05:11 PM	#6
Converse Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: Hy Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Vancouver Posts: 147 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 323 Thanked 684 Times in 105 Posts Rep Power: 2551406	I am a Butch in a household of one High Femme and two teenage girls and one bathroom- this makes me one of the most patient and (bladdered controlled) persons on the planet. This is beneficial because also living in the house is: • The 160lb mastiff who inhales food- so we have to keep living things weighted down for their own safety. • A 5 month old ewok ( though others have told me she is a leonburger pup) • A mean s-o-b tuxedo cat weighing in at mastiff size, who will just walk along the back of the couch and whack you across the back of the head because… well just because. • A fluffy cat affectionately known as princess with a serious carb habit, who I’m sure opens the fridge and makes a sandwich in the middle of the night… cuz often the bread will shows signs of the wrapping being chewed through. • And a small cat, named cat, who literally suddenly appears in closed drawers and coat pockets. All are rescue animals- it’s a strange household with lots of fur, but lots of laughs __________________ I don't act this way to change the world. I act this way so that the goddamn world won't change me! -Desert Hearts

05-29-2010, 02:23 PM	#5
lipstixgal Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: coupled Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: New Jersey Posts: 3,028 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 201 Thanked 1,690 Times in 1,064 Posts Rep Power: 1494761	[COLOR="Purple"]OMG this is such a fun thread I have two dogs, one is a Jack Russell and the other is a mix of Chihuahua I think[ but anyway they are great!! They love the dog park which I am taking tomorrow just because I love to see them having fun. Everyone's pets sounded adorable to me./COLOR]

05-31-2010, 08:54 AM	#7
JustJo Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: pushy broad Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Follow your heart; it knows things your mind cannot explain. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Southeast corner Posts: 5,633 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,417 Thanked 25,404 Times in 4,660 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Normally, I keep my bedroom door closed at night...it keeps the giant collie from jumping on top of me and limits the "doghair in the bed" issue. This weekend, the dogs went to camp with a friend though....son is with his father....and it's just me and the 4 cats. I got up sometime in the middle of the night to go pee...and must not have latched the door. Opened my eyes this morning to see the sunlight streaming through the bedroom window...and four cats laying in a row....staring at me. They were all waiting for tuna... __________________ I'm not tall enough to ride emotional roller coasters

04-26-2011, 03:12 PM	#8
Sachita Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Completely in love Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Southern Virginia Posts: 3,225 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,564 Thanked 8,992 Times in 2,247 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	My dogs love the drive thru window. Roscoe, the boxer always talks to the lady, howling that he's ready for his food. __________________ You either like me or you don't. It took me Twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don't have that kinda time to convince somebody else. ~ Daniel Franzese