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05-28-2010, 08:31 PM
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She may have feathers and not fur... but she's damn cute!
My Mom adopted my pet Cockatial named Bella
This birdie has been great company for Mom while she's been so sick. Mom loves to teach her new vocabulary or cell phone jingles. This story was about a year ago, when I was staying at Mom's to take care of her... When I was getting a shower, I stepped out infront of the vanity, I dropped the towel and Bella goes.... (you ready for this?) PRETTY GIRL PRETTY GIRL cricket cricket WHATCHA DOING? PRETTY GIRL I about died of embarrassment Bella just waited till I was BUCK naked! She LOVES to ask you "Whatcha doing?" and Mom has taught her to "blow kisses" and say "Cutie Pie", "Here Kitty Kitty Kitty" and "Dirty Dawg" or "Dirty Birdie". She has brightened Mom's days many times... too bad she might need to find a new home soon. Mom's gonna miss her so much. She LOVES to eat banana chips...but spits coconut right back at you. Several times, when the "phone" rang...Mom or me would look for her cell phone.... just to realize that it was Bella!! There are two pretty Budgies in the cage above her... she will climb to the upper corner, hang on for dear life, and twist her head sideways to look up at them and say "Whatcha doing? Whatcha doing? Pretty Bird Whatcha Doing... Budgie Dance Budgie Dance." I LOVE that Mom adores Bella and spoils her rotten.
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05-29-2010, 01:01 PM
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DOGGY BRAIN FREEZE!!
I am really beat and it's HOT...
so on my trip to the goodwill, Willy Bear and I stopped for Rita's soft custard ice cream. He goes NUTTS for vanilla custard!! I get back to the car with his, he's jumping from seat to seat, lickin his chops like he was about to foam at the mouth... Rita's put little doggy bones on top of his bowl. I make him get on the floorboard and gave him the bowl... He takes the dog bones off, puts them on the floor, licks them off and ATTACKS the ice cream. Several times he looked up at me, with his muzzle and forehead covered in cream. What cracked me up was... I looked down once to find him standing on three feet, face buried in bowl, and the forth leg up shaking and quivering, out behind him. A doggy brain freeze in the opposite end of the brain!!! LMCuteAO!!!!! He licked his bowl clean...still standing on three feet... then begged for what was left of mine. All the way home, he kept digging his cold little nose into the seat and that back leg still shivering. Too sweet!!
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05-29-2010, 02:23 PM
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[COLOR="Purple"]OMG this is such a fun thread I have two dogs, one is a Jack Russell and the other is a mix of Chihuahua I think[ but anyway they are great!! They love the dog park which I am taking tomorrow just because I love to see them having fun. Everyone's pets sounded adorable to me./COLOR]
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05-29-2010, 05:11 PM
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I am a Butch in a household of one High Femme and two teenage girls and one bathroom- this makes me one of the most patient and (bladdered controlled) persons on the planet.
This is beneficial because also living in the house is: • The 160lb mastiff who inhales food- so we have to keep living things weighted down for their own safety. • A 5 month old ewok ( though others have told me she is a leonburger pup) • A mean s-o-b tuxedo cat weighing in at mastiff size, who will just walk along the back of the couch and whack you across the back of the head because… well just because. • A fluffy cat affectionately known as princess with a serious carb habit, who I’m sure opens the fridge and makes a sandwich in the middle of the night… cuz often the bread will shows signs of the wrapping being chewed through. • And a small cat, named cat, who literally suddenly appears in closed drawers and coat pockets. All are rescue animals- it’s a strange household with lots of fur, but lots of laughs
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05-31-2010, 08:54 AM
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Normally, I keep my bedroom door closed at night...it keeps the giant collie from jumping on top of me and limits the "doghair in the bed" issue. This weekend, the dogs went to camp with a friend though....son is with his father....and it's just me and the 4 cats.
I got up sometime in the middle of the night to go pee...and must not have latched the door. Opened my eyes this morning to see the sunlight streaming through the bedroom window...and four cats laying in a row....staring at me. .gif "Say What?") They were all waiting for tuna... 
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06-05-2010, 07:49 AM
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We have a full-size rough collie (think Lassie), named Lily. We also have 4 cats, who she loves, sleeps with and "counts" several times a day. One of those kitties is Mabel....a solid black long-haired girl with green eyes.
I was making breakfast this morning when I heard Lily getting too rough with a kitty...a hiss or two and a few ticked-off sounding meows made me yell "Lily, leave them alone!" Lily walked into the living room looking contrite. A minute later, Mabel followed her in...paused, then swatted Lily's tail, and rolled over in front of her, showing her belly. Lily dove on her, grabbing the cat in her mouth (but not biting down) and growled. Mabel hissed, swatted at the dog's face. I told Lily "enough". She let go, sat down, looked contrite again. Mabel looked at me. Stood up, walked over to Lily...swatted her in the face, rolled over belly up and wiggled. I let the dog grab her. Didn't mean to interrupt the game. 
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04-26-2011, 07:40 AM
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Our teenage boy kitty Grayson has decided that 4 a.m. is a great time to come visit....
He runs up the length of the bed, or me, depending on his mood evidently...purring loudly...comes to a screeching halt on my pillow....attacks my hair....pats my nose with his paw....rubs on me.....licks my cheek....then charges back down to attack my feet. Good morning to you too kitty
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04-26-2011, 03:12 PM
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 My dogs love the drive thru window. Roscoe, the boxer always talks to the lady, howling that he's ready for his food.
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04-26-2011, 03:23 PM
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i have two cats. One, Baby, has always liked to crawl under the covers, especially when my knees are up and i have made a "tent" for her. The other, Zuzu, has always been an on top of the covers snuggler. Well Zuzu learned the trick and now enjoys being under the tent. Since Baby is not that interested in giving up rights to a favorite spot, there have been squabbles. It was a bit scary a couple of times when a cat fight broke out not too far from my more delicate areas. So far no damage, but i am a more nervous snuggler and tend to lie more on my side these days.
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04-26-2011, 05:52 PM
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Right now, my little furry terror Tigger has decided that her favourite game involves waiting until I'm really tired and just getting into bed, she has to have some food, use her litter tray and then start what sounds like world war three kitty style on, under and around my bed, she has to pounce on my feet at least once, use my head as a springboard at least three times and chirrup at me to make sure I know that I'm playing the game too. I love her dearly, I really do ...
Also, the cold nose on my neck to get me to lift the covers so she can become a purring hot water bottle ... |
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 I giggled when I saw this post. Our mini-doxie Shadow once tried to jump into the drive-thru window at Burger King. I caught him by the back end as he took a flying leap.The woman waiting on us was startled first, then busted up laughing. We have to watch him carefully at drive-thrus now! 
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Poor Scoote is fighting a losing battle here these days...
It's lizard season in south Florida, and her brain-damaged kitty (aka Gracie Ann Salt aka GAS aka The Great White Hunter) has been catching lizards and bringing them into the house daily. Since Scoote is in charge of lizard removal, she's on her toes....every time Gracie comes through the pet door Scoote checks her speed. Slow means it's just her......fast means she's got a lizard in her mouth. Yesterday Gracie got sneaky....she came in slow, with a great big one!
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