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Old 09-13-2017, 09:00 PM   #1
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Default The kitty...

1. Played his usual "hard to get" for his morning left ear thyroid med application (all while purring)

2. Begged for his night time right ear application

3. Continued his 14 year streak of being adorable and irresistable
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He practiced his ninja skills and nearly sent me tumbling.
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The cats burrowed back in bed after I made it up this morning. Fall is here.
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Tiny Dog and Diva Kitty are, alas, stuck in my bedroom all day while construction work goes on in the rest of the house and I am at work. I wonder what they are doing alone together all day? Plotting to overthrow the world? Planning their escape as soon as I get home and open the door? They're probably just snoozing. Tiny Dog is probably occasionally worried by the smells of strange people in the house and the unusual sounds. If Diva Kitty feels the need for privacy, she'll hide in my closet for awhile. Tiny Dog doesn't care about privacy.
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The herbal "calm me down pills" that the vet recommended for my biggest Boston are finally starting to work now. Unfortunately he is sleeping a lot more.... But what is worse? Sleeping more or attacking his brother and sister? The last time he attacked his brother (they are litter mates) it was an expensive vet bill, and his sister is my 12year old senior Boston who cannot defend herself. So I guess I'll have to deal with the sleeping more and have 3 safe dogs.
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My female chihuahua is trying to hump all the cats..where does she find the energy?

Her mate is just observing this..he tried,but the cats won't let him near them.

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He was sooo excited to see Us yesterday that he turned into soft kitty velcro and would go from one to the other and just attach himself to Us.

This morning, he's playing with the wheels on my chair so we may need to have a refresher course in what is acceptable to play with and what could get you hurt if you play with it.

Also, the pet sitter overfed him and he's a mini butterball now.

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Over the weekend my roommate sent me a picture of Skippy standing to the side of her truck thinking it was my truck and just trying his best to get me to get out of the truck. I was out of town the picture of him touched my heart how much he loves and misses me and made me feel guilty.

So today I took him out for ice cream he loves vanilla ice cream and he gets a little vanilla chin and it is so cute.
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A cold front came through so I opened the windows and the kitties are having a blast running from window to window smelling the air.

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My kitty decided to "help" me knit. This involves a game of keep away where I try to get the yarn on the knitting needle and she tries to get the yarn on her paws. I did not get much knitting accomplished tonight!

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Loki hid under the bed for most of the night but is relaxing on the sofa now. He's been enjoying the new layout of the apartment but he better not get used to it.

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He got stepped on this morning. Poor baby. Usually I can feel him but I have flip flops on due to the wet carpet and didn't feel him there until after I'd pinched his little paw. He's running around fine but I feel bad about it.

As a benefit, he did give me a wide berth while I finished making my oatmeal so maybe he's getting the idea that it might be wise to hang back a little.
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He acted like a lil ham at the vet even when he was miserable. $230...four bottles of meds...a large blood panel (all to be done again in two weeks)...special food...to be told he will be on meds the rest of his life and they suspect Cushings (another $200 test), on top of what they diagnosed today.

He tried so hard to be a good boy. And he tried to take two baby kitties home with him. The only thing that distracted him from his pain was those kitties.
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The kids were following me around the yard today, doing their usual stuff like chasing after the other,eating bugs,taking a poop,constantly barking and meowing.
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We all tried to snuggle on the swing to enjoy some sunshine...
But Skippy Dippy did his chihuahua shake so bad it felt like earthquake shakes...
Poor Tash went stiff as a board, and her eyes looked like she thought we were going for a ride (she gets car sick)
And my WooBear sat up with his face to the wind and as the swing moved back-n-forth, I could swear he was trying to say "Weeeeeee...higher mom, higher!"
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