Breaking The Stereotype!

[JustJo]

Originally Posted by scootebaby

lmao thanks Metro..and it does look displayable

We don't have to put it in the living room do we baby?
...just wondering how I'll explain the displayable dolphin dildo to our mothers when they visit....

[scootebaby]

Originally Posted by JustJo

We don't have to put it in the living room do we baby?
...just wondering how I'll explain the displayable dolphin dildo to our mothers when they visit....

now honey...u know very well both of our mothers will probably pick it up and stroke it as they admire it...totally oblivious to its true use



sorry for derail folks

[Dylan]

Unless Mom's got one too?


Breaking The Stereotype Of Cis, Straight Moms Across The Globe,
Dylan

[Rook]

seriously, this whole dolphin thing reminds me of a part in "Made of Honor", a botched bachelorette party, turned out to be a sex-toy "fuckerware" party, the Grandmother figured a set of glow-in-the-dark anal Beads was a necklace.....
Wore to the wedding also..

[JustJo]

Originally Posted by Rook

seriously, this whole dolphin thing reminds me of a part in "Made of Honor", a botched bachelorette party, turned out to be a sex-toy "fuckerware" party, the Grandmother figured a set of glow-in-the-dark anal Beads was a necklace.....
Wore to the wedding also..

My mother would do that

So...to make amends for my derail...here's some more....

I prefer plain ol' chapstick to lipstick. if I wear lipstick, it will not be red, ever.

I wore cowboy boots, and english riding boots, and rubber "mucking out the stalls" boots most of my young years...I like boots.

I do like pink, and lavendar....however, I don't care for glitter, sparkly stuff, or frilly things in general.

One of my favorite toys is the pressure washer (for the house...makes it all clean and nice and washes off all the grime the cars stir up from the street).

I am not afraid of snakes...in fact I was rather enjoying a reptile exhibit just this morning with a variety of snakes (and a blue-tongued skink, which was very cool). I don't want to handle them, but I don't mind them.

I am extremely analytical when it comes to work. Professionally, I am a project manager - and it's my responsibility to marshall diverse groups of people that don't agree and are too busy to take on more work (and that I ask to do just that) towards a common goal. I rock my job.

And, while I tihnk dolphins are beautiful I am inordinately fond of giraffes. The idea of a giraffe dildo, however, just scares me.
(sorry honey, couldn't resist )

[BullDog]

Originally Posted by JustJo

My mother would do that

So...to make amends for my derail...here's some more....

I prefer plain ol' chapstick to lipstick. if I wear lipstick, it will not be red, ever.

I wore cowboy boots, and english riding boots, and rubber "mucking out the stalls" boots most of my young years...I like boots.

I do like pink, and lavendar....however, I don't care for glitter, sparkly stuff, or frilly things in general.

One of my favorite toys is the pressure washer (for the house...makes it all clean and nice and washes off all the grime the cars stir up from the street).

I am not afraid of snakes...in fact I was rather enjoying a reptile exhibit just this morning with a variety of snakes (and a blue-tongued skink, which was very cool). I don't want to handle them, but I don't mind them.

I am extremely analytical when it comes to work. Professionally, I am a project manager - and it's my responsibility to marshall diverse groups of people that don't agree and are too busy to take on more work (and that I ask to do just that) towards a common goal. I rock my job.

And, while I tihnk dolphins are beautiful I am inordinately fond of giraffes. The idea of a giraffe dildo, however, just scares me.
(sorry honey, couldn't resist )

I love giraffes too! I am not a knick knacky type, but I do have a few giraffe things people have given me. I have a giraffe made out of rope and one that is metal.

[scootebaby]

Originally Posted by JustJo

And, while I tihnk dolphins are beautiful I am inordinately fond of giraffes. The idea of a giraffe dildo, however, just scares me.
(sorry honey, couldn't resist )

are you trying to fool me or the fine folk of this site with that big ol fat lie???

[Emmy]

Shopping, especially in malls - buzzy, flickery fluorescent lighting! - usually makes me wanna die.