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Old 09-28-2017, 04:09 AM   #1
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Hefner has admitted to experimenting with homosexuality in the past. One evening in Chicago, a man offered to give Hefner fellatio, and Hefner agreed


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Flights are 33% cheaper on Friday the 13th
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-Friggatriskaidekaphobia is when someone is afraid of Friday the 13th. Nearly 20 million Americans are affected by friggatriskaidekaphobia. It’s also called paraskavedekatriaphobia.
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A 13th guest at a table is considered unlucky, and in Paris sometimes a quatorzieme is hired to be a professional 14th guest and balance out the luck.
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The Canada Revenue Agency has ruled that a "therapeutic iguana" is not a legitimate tax deduction.
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You can get a rough estimate of the temperature by counting the number of times a cricket chirps in 15 seconds, then adding 37.
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This song is about female masturbation.




She Bop - Cyndi Lauper

Wehell I see them every night in tight blue jeans
In the pages of a Blue Boy magazine
Hey I've been thinking of a new sensation
I'm picking up good vibration
Ooh she bop, she bop

Do I want to go out with a lion's roar
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They say I better stop or I'll go blind
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A 13th guest at a table is considered unlucky, and in Paris sometimes a quatorzieme is hired to be a professional 14th guest and balance out the luck.
Forgot about this. Some buildings, especially older ones, are constructed with no floor being referred to as the 13th floor. The buttons on the elevator may be numbered so that there is a 12th floor button then one for the 14th floor.
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Forgot about this. Some buildings, especially older ones, are constructed with no floor being referred to as the 13th floor. The buttons on the elevator may be numbered so that there is a 12th floor button then one for the 14th floor.
The building I work in, is like this with 20 floors. It does not list a 13th floor on the elevator buttons. The building is less than ten years old.
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The velociraptor screech from Jurassic Park was a recording of tortoises having sex.
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