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Old 11-04-2017, 01:02 PM   #1
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The baby kitty is laying on my lap and the kitten is laying next to us on the couch. It is a snuggle fest. Haha!


Perhaps another could be added to that equation to make it the PERFECT snuggle fest?
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Before I left to come home, my BFF 's dogs went on an barking fest, lol, among other things. Here's what happened moments before I left to come home:

Blue healer lab mix: "Oh, let me bark super loud and spazz out at the glass patio doors because I saw the wind shift direction!"

Jack Russell: "Hey, blue healer lab mix, I never said you could bark, so lemme piss all over your feet because I can."

Miniature poodle mix: Not to be outdone by Jack Russell and blue healer lab mix, says "Hey, lemme sink my teeth into your necks and you can drag me around for a few seconds".

Meanwhile, my pet Lesbian caT (Ms Petunia) sits quietly pretending to not notice anything the dogs are doing to each other, and just yawns meekly, then smiles her famous Cheshire smile and bats her lashes a couple of times.

BUT, little miniature poodle mix has learned to not cross Ms Petunia because the last time they pulled an stunt on her, she she sent them to the vet.

Other than these few spells of behavioral spats between the three dogs, who obviously outnumber my caT, life for all them is copacetic. They're spoiled rotten and loved by my best friend and her family and myself, as well.
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Perhaps another could be added to that equation to make it the PERFECT snuggle fest?
Perhaps, but two kitties is my limit.
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H E L L O...........You know I did NOT mean another kitten..
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If I had a dog, I would have taken it for a walk.
If I had a cat I would have cleaned out its litter box.
So my pets would have been happy today.
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A dirty chihuahua, after peeing in his crate, cracked me up as he did the doggy paddle in overdrive as I held him over the tub while I set the water temp. Even when I held him upside down. But one set of feet were going faster than the other.
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I woke up with Diva Kitty under my armpit. She did not want to leave my side all day. She was, however, uninterested in Thanksgiving tidbits.

Tiny Dog was very, very happy to get some little bits of turkey. We also sat on the couch and watched the 2012 National Dog Show.

Diva Kitty was also uninterested in the dog show.
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Last night, Loki was such a snuggle bug while We watched The Polar Express. He snoozed in my lap and then did yoga poses for a while and then snoozed again. This morning, he's been good too. He's not wolfing his dry food this morning so maybe We're over the hump of the Vegas debacle for him.
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Our semi feral cat, Max, returned home after disappearing for two days.

The appointment for his neutering has been made. Hopefully he will wander less and stop freaking me out.
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His 18 pound self with his stuffed Kevin bird are taking up the whole bed.
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Raced laps in apt. like a black/white streak...he tries.
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Tonight Tiny Dog is spending her first night away from home in a boarding facility at her vet's. I'm afraid she will be sad and scared. She's 11 years old, and had other homes briefly before she came to my house, but that was a long time ago. The vet was literally my only option if I was going to spend Christmas with my family this year, because my dog sitter's father is in the hospital and they think he will die soon.

Tiny Dog doesn't like going to the vet. When she got out the car today and realized where we were, she dug her heels in. She behaved, but she was very clingy, and wouldn't stop looking out the office window.

The vet tech who came to fetch her and take her to the kennel was an adorable little butch, though. It makes me feel slightly better, but unfortunately I don't think it will matter to Tiny Dog. I hope she doesn't start thinking I'm not coming back. I hope she's not sad and confused. Four days is a long time for a doggie alone in a strange place with strange people and strange animals.

Diva Kitty is fine by herself at home, which she will enjoy greatly for the first day or two. Then she'll get a little nervous, and punish me when I get home. But she will be fine, and at least she's in her own home.
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Loki actually did really well with the morning snuggle in bed today. No toes or hands were harmed in the process.
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My kitty Allie kept walking around meowing to me as if trying to tell me something. It wasn't a "I'm in pain" meow so I tried all the usual things. I made sure she had food, I checked to make sure the litter box was clean, I offered her to go outside, but she just kept meowing and wandering around.

I even tried a little therapy. You know ... "I understand that something is going on and you're trying to tell me but I don't understand. Can you try some other way to communicate?" She didn't seem to understand what I was trying to say since she doesn't speak English and I don't speak meow.

I open the window blinds and she calmed down. She jumped up on the windowsill and looked out. I guess she just wanted to see outside but didn't want to be out in the cold. I don't blame her!

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The neighbor has 2 Greyhounds they are both very sweet now my Phoebe girl wants nothing more then to pun and play with them so today she and one of the grays were running along the fence together would have been soooo cute except that Phoebe was running her mouth the whole time early morning on a sunday
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