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BoDy*ShOt · 05-30-2010, 03:37 PM

hmmm....i like women who dress like boys....

and.....i've come to the realization that i really LIKE being rep'd. just sayin.

Diva · 05-30-2010, 09:35 PM

Tonight, I walked into my sweet little home to find that my new puppy had gotten into the junk mail pile and shredded every bit of it!! My Quiet Room looked like a war zone......jeez.

Services will be held at Our Lady of Perpetual Milkbones........

Nat · 05-30-2010, 09:37 PM

Ain't Nuthin' But a She Thang

Gemme · 05-31-2010, 12:50 AM

I wore a sombrero tonight.

AtLast · 05-31-2010, 02:04 AM

Just thinking about the Gulf and deeply feeling sadness and anger. I especially am thinking about the families of the 11 workers killed and all of the people that must be scared to death about their livlihoods. And I can't stand seeing the wetlands being destroyed and all of the animals affected. What are future generations going to miss due to this? When will we learn?

Just feeling helpless...

tuffboi29 · 05-31-2010, 02:09 AM

(found this and couldn't help myself...so here...)

The Dog's Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

tuffboi29 · 05-31-2010, 02:11 AM

(and of course i HAD to find the continuance of it...)

The Cat's Diary

Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

Rook · 05-31-2010, 05:51 AM

{my bad...this was the first thing that popped in my head after reading the Dog

}

2:00 PM Got Neutered! Not My Favorite Thing !!

BestButchBoy · 05-31-2010, 06:33 AM

Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.

UofMfan · 05-31-2010, 06:36 AM

This was funny!

Quote:

Originally Posted by tuffboi29

(and of course i HAD to find the continuance of it...)

The Cat's Diary

Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

diamondrose · 05-31-2010, 06:37 AM

my roommate is obsessed with chess sets ( as I listen to him ramble on about them.. )

Diva · 05-31-2010, 09:24 AM

Not just "No."...........but "Oh HELLZ no!!!!!!!!!!"

moxie · 05-31-2010, 11:43 AM

I think she makes fun of me because she is just jealous of my fabulousness. Mmmhmm.

Gemme · 05-31-2010, 11:55 AM

I want to sail on the good ship, Lollipop.

Rook · 05-31-2010, 12:05 PM

celine dion's pregnant with Twins....
looks like her patience paid off

Queerasfck · 05-31-2010, 12:21 PM

apretty · 05-31-2010, 12:26 PM

somebody shouldn't be taken pictures of my butt while i'm sleeping. *reported.

Queerasfck · 05-31-2010, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by apretty

somebody shouldn't be taken pictures of my butt while i'm sleeping. *reported.

Lucky you, my phone is lame.

Write14u · 05-31-2010, 01:17 PM

I've become an even bigger fan of the rain.

Nat · 05-31-2010, 03:44 PM

In an attempt to get away from the computer, I'm going to take myself to a movie now where I will watch Queen Latifah (**crush**) in a straight romantic comedy.

05-30-2010, 03:37 PM	#2321
BoDyShOt Member How Do You Identify?: Queer. Femme. Preferred Pronoun?: girl ones Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Twin Cities Posts: 1,020 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,460 Thanked 2,096 Times in 532 Posts Rep Power*: 21474853	hmmm....i like women who dress like boys.... and.....i've come to the realization that i really LIKE being rep'd. just sayin. __________________ ...not your average betty.

05-30-2010, 09:37 PM	#2323
Nat Senior Member How Do You Identify?: bigender Preferred Pronoun?: whatevs Relationship Status: in a relationship Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Tx Posts: 3,535 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,042 Thanked 13,967 Times in 2,589 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Ain't Nuthin' But a She Thang __________________ I'm a fountain of blood. In the shape of a girl. - Bjork What is to give light must endure burning. -Viktor Frankl

05-31-2010, 12:50 AM	#2324
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,496 Thanked 108,176 Times in 25,669 Posts Rep Power: 21474887	I wore a sombrero tonight. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

05-31-2010, 02:09 AM	#2326
tuffboi29 Member How Do You Identify?: Queer..in the queer deffinition of the queer meaning of the queer word... Preferred Pronoun?: Mr. SuperTuff Relationship Status: Things happen... Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: somewhere over the rainbow Posts: 483 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 894 Thanked 684 Times in 293 Posts Rep Power: 93006	a dogs diary (found this and couldn't help myself...so here...) The Dog's Diary 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! __________________ "Today we would pass through the scenes of our youth like travelers. We are burnt up by hard facts; like tradesmen we understand distinctions, and like butchers, necessities. We are no longer untroubled - we are indifferent. We might exist there; but, should we really live there?" ~Erich Maria Remarque "All Quiet on the Western Front" http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._4605968_n.jpg

05-31-2010, 02:11 AM	#2327
tuffboi29 Member How Do You Identify?: Queer..in the queer deffinition of the queer meaning of the queer word... Preferred Pronoun?: Mr. SuperTuff Relationship Status: Things happen... Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: somewhere over the rainbow Posts: 483 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 894 Thanked 684 Times in 293 Posts Rep Power: 93006	a cats diary (and of course i HAD to find the continuance of it...) The Cat's Diary Day 983 of My Captivity My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ... __________________ "Today we would pass through the scenes of our youth like travelers. We are burnt up by hard facts; like tradesmen we understand distinctions, and like butchers, necessities. We are no longer untroubled - we are indifferent. We might exist there; but, should we really live there?" ~Erich Maria Remarque "All Quiet on the Western Front" http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._4605968_n.jpg

05-30-2010, 09:35 PM	#2322
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	Tonight, I walked into my sweet little home to find that my new puppy had gotten into the junk mail pile and shredded every bit of it!! My Quiet Room looked like a war zone......jeez. Services will be held at Our Lady of Perpetual Milkbones........

05-31-2010, 02:04 AM	#2325
AtLast Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Woman Preferred Pronoun?: HER - SHE Relationship Status: Relating Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: CA & AZ I'm a Snowbird Posts: 5,408 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,826 Thanked 10,827 Times in 3,200 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Just thinking about the Gulf and deeply feeling sadness and anger. I especially am thinking about the families of the 11 workers killed and all of the people that must be scared to death about their livlihoods. And I can't stand seeing the wetlands being destroyed and all of the animals affected. What are future generations going to miss due to this? When will we learn? Just feeling helpless...

05-31-2010, 05:51 AM	#2328
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	{my bad...this was the first thing that popped in my head after reading the Dog } 2:00 PM Got Neutered! Not My Favorite Thing !! __________________

05-31-2010, 06:33 AM	#2329
BestButchBoy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Male ID Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 3,925 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 406 Thanked 5,450 Times in 2,037 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.

05-31-2010, 06:37 AM	#2331
diamondrose Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: . Posts: 1,384 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2 Thanked 2,895 Times in 923 Posts Rep Power: 13536274	my roommate is obsessed with chess sets ( as I listen to him ramble on about them.. )

05-31-2010, 09:24 AM	#2332
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	*Not just "No."...........but "Oh HELLZ no!!!!!!!!!!"*

05-31-2010, 11:43 AM	#2333
moxie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: a cynical princess wannabe Preferred Pronoun?: lipgloss junkie Relationship Status: yep Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the ville Posts: 3,027 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,544 Thanked 6,767 Times in 1,846 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I think she makes fun of me because she is just jealous of my fabulousness. Mmmhmm. __________________ "Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love." - Wally Lamb

05-31-2010, 11:55 AM	#2334
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,496 Thanked 108,176 Times in 25,669 Posts Rep Power: 21474887	I want to sail on the good ship, Lollipop. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

05-31-2010, 12:05 PM	#2335
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	celine dion's pregnant with Twins.... looks like her patience paid off __________________

05-31-2010, 12:21 PM	#2336
Queerasfck Senior Member How Do You Identify?: still ballin' Relationship Status: Triple X Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: west side Posts: 2,544 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,716 Thanked 6,491 Times in 1,638 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Villain team up __________________ http://www.advertisingarchives.co.uk...28750fb328.jpg Last edited by Queerasfck; 05-31-2010 at 12:24 PM.

05-31-2010, 12:26 PM	#2337
apretty Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: sea shell Relationship Status: married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: san diego Posts: 1,687 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,927 Thanked 4,373 Times in 1,012 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	somebody shouldn't be taken pictures of my butt while i'm sleeping. *reported.

05-31-2010, 01:17 PM	#2339
Write14u Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: I'm easy Relationship Status: She's some kind of wonderful. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: I keep my heart and soul in the boondocks Posts: 626 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 240 Thanked 714 Times in 325 Posts Rep Power: 759422	I've become an even bigger fan of the rain. __________________ "I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." -- Crash Davis, Bull Durham

05-31-2010, 03:44 PM	#2340
Nat Senior Member How Do You Identify?: bigender Preferred Pronoun?: whatevs Relationship Status: in a relationship Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Tx Posts: 3,535 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,042 Thanked 13,967 Times in 2,589 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	In an attempt to get away from the computer, I'm going to take myself to a movie now where I will watch Queen Latifah (crush) in a straight romantic comedy. __________________ I'm a fountain of blood. In the shape of a girl. - Bjork What is to give light must endure burning. -Viktor Frankl