getting to know you..... Give me ONE ........

Ascot · 01-08-2018, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by girl_dee

i was in an accident once and saw my life flash before my eyes. that shit really happens.

I almost bit it once while on my motorcycle and the only thing that went through my mind was, "Shit! I have a cheap ball gag in my saddlebag!"

(It was a joke gift for a bachelorette party)

Ascot · 01-08-2018, 05:44 PM

I'm a heck of a poker player.

Shystonefem · 01-08-2018, 05:54 PM

I was in a car accident with a driver died and I survived.

girl_dee · 01-08-2018, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Ascot

I almost bit it once while on my motorcycle and the only thing that went through my mind was, "Shit! I have a cheap ball gag in my saddlebag!"

(It was a joke gift for a bachelorette party)

when i crashed on a motorcycle and my head hit the ground i thought to myself... “my good sunglasses are going to break!”

cathexis · 01-08-2018, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by girl_dee

when i crashed on a motorcycle and my head hit the ground i thought to myself... “my good sunglasses are going to break!”

The second time I broke my right wrist, worried more about my job than the fact that it looked like the letter "L."

Kelt · 01-08-2018, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by girl_dee

when i crashed on a motorcycle and my head hit the ground i thought to myself... “my good sunglasses are going to break!”

Last summer I took a fall in my own stupid driveway and landed very hard on my head. What went through my mind? "Well at least I'm outdoors so in the morning somebody will drive by and find me"

JDeere · 01-09-2018, 12:03 AM

I dislike mornings......

Degotoga · 01-09-2018, 12:22 AM

I had an epic wipe-out at the end of 2012 that took me 8 months to fully recover from.

ardentfemme · 01-09-2018, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Degotoga

I had an epic wipe-out at the end of 2012 that took me 8 months to fully recover from.

What happened? That sounds terrible.

cathexis · 01-09-2018, 12:25 AM

Grew up wealthy, now I'm dirt poor on disability.

homoe · 01-09-2018, 11:04 PM

As much as I love shopping for and sending greeting cards, I have not sent out or even given a valentine card in over 25 years.

01-08-2018, 05:44 PM	#2
Ascot Member How Do You Identify?: Preppy Butch artist Relationship Status: Riding solo Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North of the Emerald City Posts: 1,135 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 179 Thanked 2,487 Times in 549 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	I'm a heck of a poker player. __________________ Now, if I could just find a way to get paid for what I can do with my tongue and a cherry stem.

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Shystonefem Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Shy for President Join Date: May 2014 Location: NH Posts: 1,105 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,475 Thanked 3,673 Times in 897 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	I was in a car accident with a driver died and I survived. __________________ Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. ~Lao Tzu

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Degotoga Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: Respectful and situational appropriate ones Relationship Status: Enjoying butchelorhood Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Texas Posts: 3,301 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,390 Thanked 4,380 Times in 1,233 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	I had an epic wipe-out at the end of 2012 that took me 8 months to fully recover from. __________________ Don't try to explain yourself to stupid people. You're not the jackass whisperer.

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