What Cracked You Up Today?

Chad · 01-20-2018, 10:10 PM

Today I was pumping fuel at a local independent gas station. They are known for selling fuel cheaper than what is posted on their sign. We call it the yellow store because it is painted yellow.

While pumping fuel I noticed a sign that said "No Kung Fu fighting at the pumps by Manager". Haha!

I have had that song in my head ever since.

MsTinkerbelly · 01-20-2018, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Chad

Today I was pumping fuel at a local independent gas station. They are known for selling fuel cheaper than what is posted on their sign. We call it the yellow store because it is painted yellow.

While pumping fuel I noticed a sign that said "No Kung Fu fighting at the pumps by Manager". Haha!

I have had that song in my head ever since.

Oh that is so mean!

Everybody was Kung foo fighting.......

The JD · 01-31-2018, 12:01 AM

That moment when you realize that your sexy but sadistic depilatory scene just went live on Instagram... yeah, that just happened

girl_dee · 01-31-2018, 06:52 PM

someone at work who is smart as a whip, says she saw the moon but it didn’t look “blue”.

When i explained that its called a blue moon because there are two mooos in January, she then said

“i only saw one, where was the other one?”

01-20-2018, 10:10 PM	#1
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01-31-2018, 12:01 AM	#3
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