Corny jokes

Kätzchen · 01-21-2018, 10:43 AM

ksrainbow · 01-26-2018, 07:15 PM

Why did the man tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Joe never wanted to believe that his dad was stealing from his job as a road worker, but when he got home, all the signs were there.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Guitar! Guitar who? Guitar coats, it’s cold outside!

TGIF folks

ks-

Kätzchen · 01-28-2018, 08:34 AM

Kätzchen · 01-30-2018, 11:58 AM

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look! I'm going to change.

Kätzchen · 01-30-2018, 12:02 PM

What did the janitor say when they jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!!!

Kätzchen · 01-30-2018, 12:04 PM

What do you call a pig who practices karate?

Pork Chop

ksrainbow · 02-03-2018, 06:01 PM

A weather intern walks into a bar and asks for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the bar door swings open and gusty cool air fills up the bar. After drinking his Draft things seem to get back to normal.

The guy then orders a Thunderclap on ice. Suddenly the roof gets pelted with hail stones and an intense lightning flash and thunderous explosion rock the bar. After drinking his Thunderclap things seem to once again get back to normal.

Feeling rather good at this point he asks for a third drink- ordering a Tornado on the rocks. This time the bar is not only pelted with even larger hail stones but ferocious winds rip the door off its hinges, shake the bar violently and break every window.

Feeling extra good and cocky at this point he then orders an extra large and extra strong Hurricane. The bartender after this request looks up at the guy perplexed and says, “Sorry fella, we have no Hurricanes in Kansas.”

01-21-2018, 10:43 AM	#1
Kätzchen Member How Do You Identify?: As a Brick House (Femme) Relationship Status: Busy (involved with a special someone here at home) Join Date: May 2010 Location: In a small community Posts: 16,278 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,278 Thanked 33,638 Times in 10,730 Posts Rep Power: 21474868	__________________ “The way someone treats you is not a reflection of your worth: It’s a reflection of their emotional capacity,” — Jillian Turecki. ”Without justice, democracy dies,” — Jess Michaels (Epstein survivor). ”The planet can provide for human need, but not human greed,” — Dr Jane Goodall.

01-26-2018, 07:15 PM	#2
ksrainbow Member How Do You Identify?: Valued Relationship Status: UNO Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Kansas Posts: 774 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,759 Thanked 2,193 Times in 574 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Friday Funnies! Why did the man tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? He didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills. Joe never wanted to believe that his dad was stealing from his job as a road worker, but when he got home, all the signs were there. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Guitar! Guitar who? Guitar coats, it’s cold outside! TGIF folks ks-

01-28-2018, 08:34 AM	#3
Kätzchen Member How Do You Identify?: As a Brick House (Femme) Relationship Status: Busy (involved with a special someone here at home) Join Date: May 2010 Location: In a small community Posts: 16,278 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,278 Thanked 33,638 Times in 10,730 Posts Rep Power: 21474868	__________________ “The way someone treats you is not a reflection of your worth: It’s a reflection of their emotional capacity,” — Jillian Turecki. ”Without justice, democracy dies,” — Jess Michaels (Epstein survivor). ”The planet can provide for human need, but not human greed,” — Dr Jane Goodall.

01-30-2018, 11:58 AM	#4
Kätzchen Member How Do You Identify?: As a Brick House (Femme) Relationship Status: Busy (involved with a special someone here at home) Join Date: May 2010 Location: In a small community Posts: 16,278 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,278 Thanked 33,638 Times in 10,730 Posts Rep Power: 21474868	What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look! I'm going to change. __________________ “The way someone treats you is not a reflection of your worth: It’s a reflection of their emotional capacity,” — Jillian Turecki. ”Without justice, democracy dies,” — Jess Michaels (Epstein survivor). ”The planet can provide for human need, but not human greed,” — Dr Jane Goodall.

01-30-2018, 12:02 PM	#5
Kätzchen Member How Do You Identify?: As a Brick House (Femme) Relationship Status: Busy (involved with a special someone here at home) Join Date: May 2010 Location: In a small community Posts: 16,278 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,278 Thanked 33,638 Times in 10,730 Posts Rep Power: 21474868	What did the janitor say when they jumped out of the closet? Supplies!!! __________________ “The way someone treats you is not a reflection of your worth: It’s a reflection of their emotional capacity,” — Jillian Turecki. ”Without justice, democracy dies,” — Jess Michaels (Epstein survivor). ”The planet can provide for human need, but not human greed,” — Dr Jane Goodall.

01-30-2018, 12:04 PM	#6
Kätzchen Member How Do You Identify?: As a Brick House (Femme) Relationship Status: Busy (involved with a special someone here at home) Join Date: May 2010 Location: In a small community Posts: 16,278 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,278 Thanked 33,638 Times in 10,730 Posts Rep Power: 21474868	What do you call a pig who practices karate? Pork Chop __________________ “The way someone treats you is not a reflection of your worth: It’s a reflection of their emotional capacity,” — Jillian Turecki. ”Without justice, democracy dies,” — Jess Michaels (Epstein survivor). ”The planet can provide for human need, but not human greed,” — Dr Jane Goodall.

02-03-2018, 06:01 PM	#7
ksrainbow Member How Do You Identify?: Valued Relationship Status: UNO Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Kansas Posts: 774 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,759 Thanked 2,193 Times in 574 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Weather A weather intern walks into a bar and asks for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the bar door swings open and gusty cool air fills up the bar. After drinking his Draft things seem to get back to normal. The guy then orders a Thunderclap on ice. Suddenly the roof gets pelted with hail stones and an intense lightning flash and thunderous explosion rock the bar. After drinking his Thunderclap things seem to once again get back to normal. Feeling rather good at this point he asks for a third drink- ordering a Tornado on the rocks. This time the bar is not only pelted with even larger hail stones but ferocious winds rip the door off its hinges, shake the bar violently and break every window. Feeling extra good and cocky at this point he then orders an extra large and extra strong Hurricane. The bartender after this request looks up at the guy perplexed and says, “Sorry fella, we have no Hurricanes in Kansas.”