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I wonder if anyone else has thought of renaming British Petroleum (BP) to Butt Plug?
I wonder if it was thinking like this that made them suggest that maybe advertising and marketing wasnt my forte. Hm.
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when am i going home???
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Is it worth the effort to take off my socks? Am I feverish or just have too many layers on? Am I awake or sleepthinking? If I had stronger powers of telekinesis could I get my ice cream up here?
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Gemme this is you speaking. Removing your socks is worth the effort. You are not feverish, it is warm out and 5 layers of clothing might be over kill. You are dreaming. When you teleconnect with the ice cream, get the hot fudge too.
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Why do more planeteers not post photos of themselves? I'm nosy. I like to know who I'm talking to.
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And maybe they could take that butt plug and stick in the pipe that continues to spew oil for that last 6 weeks!!!
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