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Old 06-01-2010, 10:26 AM   #1
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I wonder if anyone else has thought of renaming British Petroleum (BP) to Butt Plug?

I wonder if it was thinking like this that made them suggest that maybe advertising and marketing wasnt my forte.

Hm.
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Is it worth the effort to take off my socks? Am I feverish or just have too many layers on? Am I awake or sleepthinking? If I had stronger powers of telekinesis could I get my ice cream up here?
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Gemme this is you speaking. Removing your socks is worth the effort. You are not feverish, it is warm out and 5 layers of clothing might be over kill. You are dreaming. When you teleconnect with the ice cream, get the hot fudge too.
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I wonder if anyone else has thought of renaming British Petroleum (BP) to Butt Plug?

I wonder if it was thinking like this that made them suggest that maybe advertising and marketing wasnt my forte.

Hm.


And maybe they could take that butt plug and stick in the pipe that continues to spew oil for that last 6 weeks!!!
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