How do you know when you are getting older?

kittygrrl · 02-21-2018, 05:27 PM

here's a few more...

still do not see the genius of selfies ..

exact change ..

(you) don't know "jomos"

Peace

Kobi · 02-26-2018, 10:59 AM

I deal with change differently.

When I was younger, change was always greeted with a fair amount of time and energy wasting bitching, moaning, and groaning.

Nowadays, change is greeted with a simple "oh fuck" and immediately followed by what does this mean, what is the impact, and how am I going to deal with it.

Not sure if I like it but it saves a lot of time and is easier on the emotions.

kittygrrl · 02-26-2018, 12:46 PM

when.. "digging myself a hole" use to mean i was in deep trouble..now it usually means i'm in the garden with hills of dirt around me ..smiling

where.. calling for a cab is passe, when most everyone else uses Uber

when..instead of turning the music up..you automatically turn it down

yep, you've arrived..old age

~ocean · 02-26-2018, 02:46 PM

You know your feeling old when...... u have to change the font size every 2x's a year.
" "...... your face muscles feel good when you have a
surprised look on your face.
" "...... you call your pets diff. names,then they look in shock
" "...... when you ask yourself,"When did I pull that muscle?"

girl_dee · 02-26-2018, 03:27 PM

when you can’t keep up with the technology at work.

nor do you want to

kittygrrl · 03-12-2018, 07:37 PM

you look for-
early bird specials
senior discounts

if you have a purse you have (at all times)
cough drops
coin purse
checkbook
embroidered handkerchef
cab fare

Blade · 03-22-2018, 03:36 PM

When you start taking vacation days to go to the doctor's office instead of taking vacation days and going away on vacation

FireSignFemme · 03-22-2018, 09:00 PM

When you reach for something on a back burner or turn a dial on the stove and realize if you're not careful your boob is going to fall in the dutch oven or grace something you've got cooking/boiling/frying away on the front burner. No more cooking in the nude if you need to use all four burners at once, those days are gone.

Gayandgray · 03-22-2018, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FireSignFemme

When you reach for something on a back burner or turn a dial on the stove and realize if you're not careful your boob is going to fall in the dutch oven or grace something you've got cooking/boiling/frying away on the front burner. No more cooking in the nude if you need to use all four burners at once, those days are gone.

Lol! I can relate to this

Blade · 04-08-2018, 07:51 AM

When your night stand looks more like a rest home with medications, heating/cooling ointments and salves, etc, than that of a hot young thang.

kittygrrl · 04-08-2018, 11:24 AM

when it's a given you wouldn't make a road-trip without a triple A trip tik

................ok, almost always

girl_dee · 04-12-2018, 06:21 AM

the IT guys keep "ma'aming" me............

02-21-2018, 05:27 PM	#1
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02-26-2018, 10:59 AM	#2
Kobi Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status: Happy Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic. Posts: 9,234 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,840 Thanked 34,617 Times in 7,640 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	I deal with change differently. When I was younger, change was always greeted with a fair amount of time and energy wasting bitching, moaning, and groaning. Nowadays, change is greeted with a simple "oh fuck" and immediately followed by what does this mean, what is the impact, and how am I going to deal with it. Not sure if I like it but it saves a lot of time and is easier on the emotions. __________________

02-26-2018, 12:46 PM	#3
kittygrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: witchy Preferred Pronoun?: gf Relationship Status: Til you believe Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in the wild mushrooms Posts: 9,728 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 21,717 Thanked 22,150 Times in 7,220 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	when.. "digging myself a hole" use to mean i was in deep trouble..now it usually means i'm in the garden with hills of dirt around me ..smiling where.. calling for a cab is passe, when most everyone else uses Uber when..instead of turning the music up..you automatically turn it down yep, you've arrived..old age __________________ "We're nine meals from anarchy"" Lewis

02-26-2018, 02:46 PM	#4
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03-22-2018, 09:00 PM	#8
FireSignFemme Senior Member How Do You Identify?: N/A Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: WA Posts: 4,434 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 37,962 Thanked 10,277 Times in 3,145 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	When you reach for something on a back burner or turn a dial on the stove and realize if you're not careful your boob is going to fall in the dutch oven or grace something you've got cooking/boiling/frying away on the front burner. No more cooking in the nude if you need to use all four burners at once, those days are gone.

04-08-2018, 07:51 AM	#10
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,412 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	When your night stand looks more like a rest home with medications, heating/cooling ointments and salves, etc, than that of a hot young thang. __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

04-08-2018, 11:24 AM	#11
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04-12-2018, 06:21 AM	#12
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