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Old 06-01-2010, 11:55 PM   #2361
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Our system is experiencing problem at this moment, your message was not sent successfully. We apologize the incontinence caused, please try to send your reply later.

I think I need to e-mail someone at the company and suggest either spellcheck, or maybe that someone reads what's being sent out to people
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I have exactly one week till my vacation. The excitment is building. Although I am off from work this evening, I look foward to my coming week...so my vacation gets here
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I eat watermelon with a fork and knife and have the salt shaker and a napkin on hand as well.
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I eat watermelon with a fork and knife and have the salt shaker and a napkin on hand as well.
Ditto.

And then I drink the juice off the plate and try to filter the seeds with my teeth.
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And then I drink the juice off the plate and try to filter the seeds with my teeth.

I don't get all clever with it like that (my hand/teeth coordination is not good). I push the seeds off the rind and onto the plate as I go until there's nothing but juice in the rind and then I drink it from the rind.
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’The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words mean so many different things.’

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I REALLY want a blackjack taco from tacobell.I dont know why...they dont even make them anymore!!!
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I just buy seedless watermelons..
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Speaking of watermelon, I have a huge one sitting on my counter.
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I was watching this Welcome to Canada talking Beaver and I started thinking about Linus. Now mind you, I have been to Canada, and I love it! But I figured Linus would either get a kick out of this, or chew me a new one, lol.

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lol.. Now that was cute! Love the last part.. "Cheeeeeeeese!"
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Speaking of watermelon, I have a huge one sitting on my counter.
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