What Cracked You Up Today?

[Kenna]

I'm house sitting way out in the country for a friend.
A skinny, very young, man with his shinny white legs showing below his shorts knocked on the door, startling me, making my two tiny dogs go all guard-dog-big-bark on him.
In all the years I've been at this house, I've never had visitors. It's very strange to have a stranger stop here.
When I opened the door, he asked "do you still use Satellite TV?"... I look at him puzzled, he pointed to the dish on the roof.
By then, the real big dog in the back yard was going nuts trying to knock down the 8 foot high fence.
The kid repeats "Do you use Satellite TV?" ...to which I smile and say "No, we use WiFi for the Roku box."....He started a sales pitch for Dish and asked if he could go around back to check the old cable connection box? (door to door sales guys all the way out here are very rare. But we do have a problem of people going to houses on false pretenses to "scan" properties for future thefts when no one is home)...he nearly ran off the porch when I said "It's not a good time right now. You see that monster 100 pound dog? He ate the last sales guy then chewed through all the cables and ripped them off the brick wall. (Which was partially true.)

[Medusa]

I am laughing so loud that I probably owe the upstairs neighbor a week's worth of groceries.

Picture this: Marathon sexy time with JD and we finish in a flush of "OMG...that was amazing" and "Is there any foooooooddd?"

I get online and find that Domino's is still delivering and fill up our cart with chicken wings and cheesy bread because sometimes nasty time requires nasty food.

And then, JD looks at me and says, "You have a beautiful Puss-Cow."



There's a WHOOLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE other story involved with the puss-cow but I'm laughing too hard to tell it.

[Chad]

Seems that whenever I wear my shirt with the badge weird things happen. This morning at breakfast a stranger walked up to me and asked me to clean up a spill that she caused. She thought that I worked for the hotel, ha!

When I got to Base people thought that I was security and asked for directions to the conference. Haha!

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by Chad

Seems that whenever I wear my shirt with the badge weird things happen. This morning at breakfast a stranger walked up to me and asked me to clean up a spill that she caused. She thought that I worked for the hotel, ha!

When I got to Base people thought that I was security and asked for directions to the conference. Haha!

This happens to me ALL THE TIME when I go to the grocery store or Walmart in a work shirt. Sometimes more than once in a trip! The color isn't even what the employees' shirts are!!!

I guess we just have especially helpful or knowledgeable looking faces, Chad.

[Kenna]

LMAO! This memory cracked me up.
I wonder what fun I will have when I house sit again for the same friends in a couple weeks?

Originally Posted by Kenna

I'm house sitting way out in the country for a friend.
A skinny, very young, man with his shinny white legs showing below his shorts knocked on the door, startling me, making my two tiny dogs go all guard-dog-big-bark on him.
In all the years I've been at this house, I've never had visitors. It's very strange to have a stranger stop here.
When I opened the door, he asked "do you still use Satellite TV?"... I look at him puzzled, he pointed to the dish on the roof.
By then, the real big dog in the back yard was going nuts trying to knock down the 8 foot high fence.
The kid repeats "Do you use Satellite TV?" ...to which I smile and say "No, we use WiFi for the Roku box."....He started a sales pitch for Dish and asked if he could go around back to check the old cable connection box? (door to door sales guys all the way out here are very rare. But we do have a problem of people going to houses on false pretenses to "scan" properties for future thefts when no one is home)...he nearly ran off the porch when I said "It's not a good time right now. You see that monster 100 pound dog? He ate the last sales guy then chewed through all the cables and ripped them off the brick wall. (Which was partially true.)

[FireSignFemme]

Very distracted and trying to do too many things at once, I accidentally popped Monte's cat treat in my mouth instead of my Xanax. That was was not funny but the both crestfallen and confused look on his face made me crack the hell up. I told him told him don't worry dude I still gotcha. I felt guilty about laughing at his panic though so I made restitution by giving him three instead of his usual one.

[Bèsame*]

This caught my eye and I had to laugh..

'Everybody that has a baby gets a million dollars,' Kanye West says at 1st campaign rally
West also said "marijuana should be free" at the South Carolina event.

[FireSignFemme]

Originally Posted by Bèsame*

This caught my eye and I had to laugh..

'Everybody that has a baby gets a million dollars,' Kanye West says at 1st campaign rally
West also said "marijuana should be free" at the South Carolina event.

Well Trump said he was going to make Mexico pay for the wall so even though they're running against each other - birds of a feather... To me all this bullshit is sobering.

[Bèsame*]

Getting into the car today, releasing my mask, starting the car, hitting the call bestie button...I find myself pulling my seatbelt over and across..trying to hook it into the end of the phone charger I had in my other hand. I rolled my eyes and then laughed at myself!