What Cracked You Up Today?

Medusa · 07-30-2018, 10:07 PM

I am laughing so loud that I probably owe the upstairs neighbor a week's worth of groceries.

Picture this: Marathon sexy time with JD and we finish in a flush of "OMG...that was amazing" and "Is there any foooooooddd?"

I get online and find that Domino's is still delivering and fill up our cart with chicken wings and cheesy bread because sometimes nasty time requires nasty food.

And then, JD looks at me and says, "You have a beautiful Puss-Cow."

There's a WHOOLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE other story involved with the puss-cow but I'm laughing too hard to tell it.

Chad · 08-22-2018, 07:33 PM

Seems that whenever I wear my shirt with the badge weird things happen. This morning at breakfast a stranger walked up to me and asked me to clean up a spill that she caused. She thought that I worked for the hotel, ha!

When I got to Base people thought that I was security and asked for directions to the conference. Haha!

Gemme · 08-23-2018, 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Chad

Seems that whenever I wear my shirt with the badge weird things happen. This morning at breakfast a stranger walked up to me and asked me to clean up a spill that she caused. She thought that I worked for the hotel, ha!

When I got to Base people thought that I was security and asked for directions to the conference. Haha!

This happens to me ALL THE TIME when I go to the grocery store or Walmart in a work shirt. Sometimes more than once in a trip! The color isn't even what the employees' shirts are!!!

I guess we just have especially helpful or knowledgeable looking faces, Chad.

07-30-2018, 10:07 PM	#1
Medusa Mentally Delicious How Do You Identify?: Queer High Femme, thank you very much Preferred Pronoun?: Mme. Relationship Status: Married to JD. Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Atlanta Posts: 10,446 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,995 Thanked 42,686 Times in 7,831 Posts Rep Power: 10000025	I am laughing so loud that I probably owe the upstairs neighbor a week's worth of groceries. Picture this: Marathon sexy time with JD and we finish in a flush of "OMG...that was amazing" and "Is there any foooooooddd?" I get online and find that Domino's is still delivering and fill up our cart with chicken wings and cheesy bread because sometimes nasty time requires nasty food. And then, JD looks at me and says, "You have a beautiful Puss-Cow." There's a WHOOLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE other story involved with the puss-cow but I'm laughing too hard to tell it. __________________ . . . Buy ButchFemmePlanet Merch Here: https://teespring.com/stores/butchfemmeplanetcom-merch

08-22-2018, 07:33 PM	#2
Chad Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Loved Caregiver Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 6,164 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,746 Thanked 20,313 Times in 5,677 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Cracked me up Seems that whenever I wear my shirt with the badge weird things happen. This morning at breakfast a stranger walked up to me and asked me to clean up a spill that she caused. She thought that I worked for the hotel, ha! When I got to Base people thought that I was security and asked for directions to the conference. Haha!