The MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary

[Arwen]

Diva (Dee vah) n from the Femme DivineWomanAmI

1) A Femme who knows her own worth and is not afraid to speak her mind, her heart and her soul.

2) Sometimes a real pain in the rear but always worth the time.

[Arwen]

Troll (Trole) sometimes n, sometimes v From the Saxon troller, to drag

1) n. A person who goes into a thread specifically to ride the Drama Llama. Usually instantly recognizable by the dromedary hump on their back. Prone to flame-outs and poor me sessions intermittently. Should be avoided at all costs.

example: That troll stirred up everyone with a rumor.

2) v. To cause drama for the sake of causing drama. See negative attention is still attention

example: OffRoadButch called Arwen on her trolling in the "Not a Poodle" thread.

[Arwen]

LURKER (lurh kurh) n From the Latin lurkero, to hide in the shadows

1) a) One who is not confident that their words will be heard.
b) One who fears being ridiculed.
c)One who is shy and may just need to be told where the safe threads are.
d) One who prefers to watch.

example: It is nearly impossible to be a good lurker on the Island Of Dreams


Please note: Island of Dreams is a thread from another site. An Island of Dreams thread does exist on the Planet but is different.

[Arwen]

U haul syndrome (YOU Hawl Sin Drome) n. Medical Term

1) A medical condition that more people need to suffer from. Symptoms include wanting to talk more, needing more time, not rushing into things.

Often conflicts with the NeedAUHaul syndrome.

Often causes rashes and fleas and excessive licking

example: She wanted to move in on the 2nd date which caused my UHaul Syndrome to flare up. The doctor got me some datebegone and I felt better almost immediately

[Arwen]

Banana Boi (bah nan ah boy) proper name AngloUhaulian entymologically

1) He who is tall with a great smile. Protector of femmes who haven't caused his allergies to flare up. All around nice butch.

example: Banana Boi was seen on the Island of Dreams regularly

[Arwen]

Ostracized (oss trah sized) v. from the Amish Ostrichous, to be shunned

1. The act of being shunned by those who think they mean something

example: I was ostracized by the heterosexuals because my butch was better to me than their husbands. SNAP!

Adendum by Ursy: Not to be confused with Austrocized (ozz tro sized)

1. The condition of being planetarily isolated from the majority of b-fers. This unfortunate happenstance often results in the significantly reduced ability to attend b-f events and/or to meet fellow b-fers in real life.

[Arwen]

Tooblunt, (tu blunt) from the vernacular

1) Often used to cramp someone's style, this phrase is used to make someone feel bad about their communication skills. Frequently used with women who have brains and know how to use them.

See Scare tactic

example: Well that Miss Tee is just too blunt. She told me she was in love and didn't want me PMing her with erotic messages. She is just too blunt!