The MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary

[Arwen]

Badonkadonk (bah donk ah donk) n. From the Butch bodaciousbabealert

1) The nodding movement one of the butch persuaions's head makes when one of the femme persuasion who catches hys eye goes by. Often accompanied by mild drooling and incoherency.

example: gD went badonkadonk when Arwen's dress nearly fell off at the Bash

[Arwen]

FLAME (flayme) n or v From the Latin flamius to light something on fire

1) n. The act of searing someone with your words whether they needed it or not. Often found with the Drama Llama riders and Trolls. Sometimes out of control during Mercury retrogrades. Can be avoided by using the unsubscribe button or the little x in the upper right hand of the browser screen

See Impeach 'cause if you Flame, you are gonna get to know allll about being Peached!

[Arwen]

Loser (loo suhr) n. From the Greek Lossia to give away something good

1) Someone who used to date me.
2) Someone who used to date sweet_oc_grrl
3) An inDUHvidual who thinks they really are all that and talk about themselves until it is time to let you talk about them (kudos to the lovely MountainGirl aka SuperFemme for this funny line!)

[Arwen]

BFP Addict (bee eff pee add dicked) n. from the DusaJackian to do what you loved

1) An individual who just can't get enough finger movement

[Arwen]

Femme Fatale (fim fah tahl) n. from the Latin WhatALookericious

1) An individual of the femme persuasion who can cause individuals of the butch persuasion to walk into walls either physically or verbally. She can accomplish this with what she wears or what she says. Closely associated with badonkadonk since there is no one Femme Fatale flavor according to the butches polled.

example: She was such a femme fatale that none of the butches could speak until she left the room

[Arwen]

Turkish Dates (turh kissh dayts) n. From the Italian HowToSeduceArwen

1) Food item guaranteed to make Arwen swoon over. Succulent, moist plump delicacies to sink my teeth into. See also banana

[Arwen]

Serial Monogamist (see ree ahl mah nah gah mist) n. From the Greek IloveyoutodayYouhurtmetomorrowsonowI'mwiththem

1) An individual of the butch or femme persuasion who doesn't know how to date effectively. Often suffers from NeedAUHaul syndrome. Decides within two dates (or two minutes) if the other person is the next Mr or Ms Right. This person is rarely seen solo in the wild. Seems to have an innate need to BE A COUPLE. A couple of what's is still being decided.