The MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary

Arwen · 06-04-2010, 11:10 AM

YeatsHatesMeoria (yaytz hatz mee oh ree ah) n From the Greek Musephobia

1) A condition that afflicts the eyesight making it impossible to detect bad rhyme and no meter.

2) Persons suffering from this condition could also break into bad verse at any moment. Are known to grab you by the sleeve saying, "Wait. Let me read you one more."

Sometimes referred to as Arweniaitis

Arwen · 06-04-2010, 11:10 AM

Poetholierthanthou (poh et hoe lee er than thow) n. From Latin Museaholic

1) The feeling that you are the best poet ever and no one else is any good. A condition marked by blindness to other styles of writing and expression. Commonly seen in English majors and Art students

Arwen · 06-04-2010, 11:15 AM

Barbi-ettes, n. Barh bee etts, from the French "KeepUsClose`"

1. Individuals of the femme persuasion who exhibit plastic behaviors such as sweetness and kindness to any other individual of the femme persuasion within earshot. This immediately devolves into meanness when that same individual of the femme persuastion steps out of range.

2. Exists within individuals of the butch persuasion but known as GoodBuddioso for that group.

Arwen · 06-04-2010, 11:32 AM

A note from staff at the MirriFemme-Webutchster Dictionary.

We do blush in the warmth of your praise. However, we do try to stick to terms that are not "real" in the sense that we did not make them up. We fear that by defining real community label such as Transensual/TG etc that we might unavoidably cause real harm to someone.

So we are disinclined to acquiesce to any such request. But we do invite you to submit other terms or ideas.

Sincerely,
The Staff

WolfyOne · 06-04-2010, 02:29 PM

*runs in all happy*
The new place looks great
Love what you've done with it
Happy happy happy that you're finally moved in

I did tell you how happy I was about the move, right?

BestButchBoy · 06-04-2010, 02:40 PM

Some of these are just too damn funny.

Daywalker · 06-04-2010, 03:07 PM

Glad you were able to find the craziness.

Arwen · 06-04-2010, 09:48 PM

Poltergeist Syndrome (pole ter guyst sin drohm) n. Medical from Latin polter for scary stuff Maynard

1) This syndrome is characterized by a need to preview threads to see if "they're heeeeeeeeere". Individual is usually practicing some type of avoidance technique usually necessary for avoidance of drama, stupidity, drama, ignorance, drama or really dumb people - or any combination there of. Normally found in people of traditionally sound minds who have reached some personal limit. Symptoms can be relieved by judicious use of Ignore feature and topical application of "STFU". STFU should not be applied in public as the fumes can attract Drama Llamas.

Arwen · 06-04-2010, 09:49 PM

EloquentMusism (el oh kwent muse ism) n. From Latin eloquent speaking out

1) A person who has this condition is easily identifiable. They post and the next 5-10 posts will reflect some of the following comments "I can't rep you yet" "Wow! The system says I have to spread myself around" or "You said what I wanted to say only better". Someone who suffers from EloquentMusism can sometimes also suffer from a rare disability of "DontWannaPedestal" and they will keep falling off if placed too high.

NOTE: This definition refers to an archaic repping system wherein you could only rep someone every 50 times you repped.

I know...barbaric, right?

Arwen · 06-04-2010, 09:50 PM

PERV (purv) n. from French purve to leer

1) Sometimes, PERV is an anacronym for Person Enjoying Raunchy Views.

2) Can be an individual of the butch or femme persuasion who can not post without some sexual reference on some level. This inability to be clean is not seen as a flaw. Instead, many denizens of the Planet seem to encourage their local PERVs by writing compelling posts and leaving doors wide open for PERVs to come through.

See BananaBoi, DallasLesbian, WolfyOne and Turino for male PERV identification

See RavenStar, AmiYesIAm and Trinity3 for female PERV identification

Arwen · 06-04-2010, 09:51 PM

Knyght (nite) n. From the Breton to protect and serve

1) An individual of the butch persuasion almost exclusively. Can be identified by a deep desire to do the right thing, protect the femme (not to be confused with the weak for that is a very bad idea as every knight has or will learn), and to right wrongs. A Knyght-afflicted individual may require that all those around hym speak respectfully of and to thos of the femme persuasion. Hy may also make outrageous claims about his own behaviour and then actually live up to it. It is difficult to be a knyght for one must keep one's armor spotless at all times or hy may be set upon by UglyMouthed Homonids. Knyghts, in general, are seen as a very rare breed.

See also, Poser

06-04-2010, 11:10 AM	#1
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,108 Times in 6,412 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	YeatsHatesMeoria (yaytz hatz mee oh ree ah) n From the Greek Musephobia 1) A condition that afflicts the eyesight making it impossible to detect bad rhyme and no meter. 2) Persons suffering from this condition could also break into bad verse at any moment. Are known to grab you by the sleeve saying, "Wait. Let me read you one more." Sometimes referred to as Arweniaitis __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?

06-04-2010, 11:10 AM	#2
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,108 Times in 6,412 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Poetholierthanthou (poh et hoe lee er than thow) n. From Latin Museaholic 1) The feeling that you are the best poet ever and no one else is any good. A condition marked by blindness to other styles of writing and expression. Commonly seen in English majors and Art students __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?

06-04-2010, 11:15 AM	#3
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,108 Times in 6,412 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Barbi-ettes, n. Barh bee etts, from the French "KeepUsClose`" 1. Individuals of the femme persuasion who exhibit plastic behaviors such as sweetness and kindness to any other individual of the femme persuasion within earshot. This immediately devolves into meanness when that same individual of the femme persuastion steps out of range. 2. Exists within individuals of the butch persuasion but known as GoodBuddioso for that group. __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?

06-04-2010, 11:32 AM	#4
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,108 Times in 6,412 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	A note from staff at the MirriFemme-Webutchster Dictionary. We do blush in the warmth of your praise. However, we do try to stick to terms that are not "real" in the sense that we did not make them up. We fear that by defining real community label such as Transensual/TG etc that we might unavoidably cause real harm to someone. So we are disinclined to acquiesce to any such request. But we do invite you to submit other terms or ideas. Sincerely, The Staff __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?

06-04-2010, 02:29 PM	#5
WolfyOne Magically Delicious How Do You Identify?: Gentle Butch Relationship Status: Single and content Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Minnesota Posts: 6,558 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 22,052 Thanked 15,392 Times in 4,138 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	runs in all happy The new place looks great Love what you've done with it Happy happy happy that you're finally moved in I did tell you how happy I was about the move, right? __________________ Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage --- Lao Tzo

06-04-2010, 02:40 PM	#6
BestButchBoy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Male ID Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 3,925 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 406 Thanked 5,438 Times in 2,037 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Some of these are just too damn funny.

06-04-2010, 03:07 PM	#7
Daywalker Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Hippy Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: * Posts: 3,750 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,499 Thanked 11,916 Times in 2,700 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Glad you were able to find the craziness. __________________ www.SirDaywalker.com

06-04-2010, 09:48 PM	#8
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,108 Times in 6,412 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Poltergeist Syndrome (pole ter guyst sin drohm) n. Medical from Latin polter for scary stuff Maynard 1) This syndrome is characterized by a need to preview threads to see if "they're heeeeeeeeere". Individual is usually practicing some type of avoidance technique usually necessary for avoidance of drama, stupidity, drama, ignorance, drama or really dumb people - or any combination there of. Normally found in people of traditionally sound minds who have reached some personal limit. Symptoms can be relieved by judicious use of Ignore feature and topical application of "STFU". STFU should not be applied in public as the fumes can attract Drama Llamas. __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?

06-04-2010, 09:49 PM	#9
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,108 Times in 6,412 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	EloquentMusism (el oh kwent muse ism) n. From Latin eloquent speaking out 1) A person who has this condition is easily identifiable. They post and the next 5-10 posts will reflect some of the following comments "I can't rep you yet" "Wow! The system says I have to spread myself around" or "You said what I wanted to say only better". Someone who suffers from EloquentMusism can sometimes also suffer from a rare disability of "DontWannaPedestal" and they will keep falling off if placed too high. NOTE: This definition refers to an archaic repping system wherein you could only rep someone every 50 times you repped. I know...barbaric, right? __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?

06-04-2010, 09:50 PM	#10
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,108 Times in 6,412 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	PERV (purv) n. from French purve to leer 1) Sometimes, PERV is an anacronym for Person Enjoying Raunchy Views. 2) Can be an individual of the butch or femme persuasion who can not post without some sexual reference on some level. This inability to be clean is not seen as a flaw. Instead, many denizens of the Planet seem to encourage their local PERVs by writing compelling posts and leaving doors wide open for PERVs to come through. See BananaBoi, DallasLesbian, WolfyOne and Turino for male PERV identification See RavenStar, AmiYesIAm and Trinity3 for female PERV identification __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?

06-04-2010, 09:51 PM	#11
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,108 Times in 6,412 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Knyght (nite) n. From the Breton to protect and serve 1) An individual of the butch persuasion almost exclusively. Can be identified by a deep desire to do the right thing, protect the femme (not to be confused with the weak for that is a very bad idea as every knight has or will learn), and to right wrongs. A Knyght-afflicted individual may require that all those around hym speak respectfully of and to thos of the femme persuasion. Hy may also make outrageous claims about his own behaviour and then actually live up to it. It is difficult to be a knyght for one must keep one's armor spotless at all times or hy may be set upon by UglyMouthed Homonids. Knyghts, in general, are seen as a very rare breed. See also, Poser __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?