Cologne recommendations

WheatToast · 09-25-2018, 10:08 AM

P!nk was on Ellen's show one day, and apparently they hang out a lot in real life. P!nk told the audience about a huge outdoor party Ellen and Portia had. After everyone had consumed a few drinks, Ellen was sneaking up behind some of the men and spraying their backs with Drakkar Noir.
I almost peed myself laughing. Drakkar Noir smells like a mixture of cat urine, geranium leaves and mildew.
I can think of no cologne any worse, except for Lancome's Tresor. A workmate of mine used to wear it and it smelled so bad I found it hard to like her. When she would approach the office door in the morning, that stench would waft into the office before she did.
If you fear getting kidnapped and buried alive, wear lots of Tresor or Drakkar Noir. A bloodhound could smell those cloying scents buried 6 feet deep.

kittygrrl · 09-25-2018, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by WheatToast

P!nk was on Ellen's show one day, and apparently they hang out a lot in real life. P!nk told the audience about a huge outdoor party Ellen and Portia had. After everyone had consumed a few drinks, Ellen was sneaking up behind some of the men and spraying their backs with Drakkar Noir.
I almost peed myself laughing. Drakkar Noir smells like a mixture of cat urine, geranium leaves and mildew.
I can think of no cologne any worse, except for Lancome's Tresor. A workmate of mine used to wear it and it smelled so bad I found it hard to like her. When she would approach the office door in the morning, that stench would waft into the office before she did.
If you fear getting kidnapped and buried alive, wear lots of Tresor or Drakkar Noir. A bloodhound could smell those cloying scents buried 6 feet deep.

truly Toast? so, what scents do you like?!?..i'm so curious

Chad · 09-25-2018, 11:43 AM

I have not worn cologne for years but when I do it is always Joop.

candy_coated_bitch · 09-25-2018, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by WheatToast

P!nk was on Ellen's show one day, and apparently they hang out a lot in real life. P!nk told the audience about a huge outdoor party Ellen and Portia had. After everyone had consumed a few drinks, Ellen was sneaking up behind some of the men and spraying their backs with Drakkar Noir.
I almost peed myself laughing. Drakkar Noir smells like a mixture of cat urine, geranium leaves and mildew.
I can think of no cologne any worse, except for Lancome's Tresor. A workmate of mine used to wear it and it smelled so bad I found it hard to like her. When she would approach the office door in the morning, that stench would waft into the office before she did.
If you fear getting kidnapped and buried alive, wear lots of Tresor or Drakkar Noir. A bloodhound could smell those cloying scents buried 6 feet deep.

Drakkar Noir was the shit when I was in high school. All the guys wore it.

RockOn · 09-25-2018, 06:33 PM

Cool Water

Kenneth Cole Reaction

Portfolio Green

All three are the ones for men.

RockOn · 09-25-2018, 06:36 PM

I do like the Drakkar Noir too occasionally but a little goes a very long way - like one squirt for all day.

Lyte · 10-03-2018, 02:03 PM

I remember a guy in high school wearing DN. Something that's been around that long ... must be pretty good! I don't specifically remember the smell but I do remember it's strength! lol

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Originally Posted by RockOn

I do like the Drakkar Noir too occasionally but a little goes a very long way - like one squirt for all day.

kittygrrl · 10-03-2018, 04:38 PM

all this hate for Drakkar

..in it's time it was fine..but truly, it depends who is under it..if i dig who you are then whatever you wear becomes amazing for me..like sushi, which i thought i hated but i found a love for it because i loved him-it's funny how love can change you..i enjoy it

JDeere · 10-03-2018, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by kittygrrl

all this hate for Drakkar

..in it's time it was fine..but truly, it depends who is under it..if i dig who you are then whatever you wear becomes amazing for me..like sushi, which i thought i hated but i found a love for it because i loved him-it's funny how love can change you..i enjoy it

Exactly! Smart femme!

homoe · 01-13-2020, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by kittygrrl

all this hate for Drakkar

..in it's time it was fine..but truly, it depends who is under it..if i dig who you are then whatever you wear becomes amazing for me..like sushi, which i thought i hated but i found a love for it because i loved him-it's funny how love can change you..i enjoy it

I'm the first to admit I don't know much about fragrances, but surly sushi isn't one is it?

WheatToast · 10-03-2018, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by candy_coated_bitch

Drakkar Noir was the shit when I was in high school. All the guys wore it.

keyword: shit.

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WheatToast Member How Do You Identify?: butch Preferred Pronoun?: she her Join Date: Jun 2018 Location: Blue girl in a red state Posts: 242 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,050 Thanked 603 Times in 202 Posts Rep Power: 21442096	P!nk was on Ellen's show one day, and apparently they hang out a lot in real life. P!nk told the audience about a huge outdoor party Ellen and Portia had. After everyone had consumed a few drinks, Ellen was sneaking up behind some of the men and spraying their backs with Drakkar Noir. I almost peed myself laughing. Drakkar Noir smells like a mixture of cat urine, geranium leaves and mildew. I can think of no cologne any worse, except for Lancome's Tresor. A workmate of mine used to wear it and it smelled so bad I found it hard to like her. When she would approach the office door in the morning, that stench would waft into the office before she did. If you fear getting kidnapped and buried alive, wear lots of Tresor or Drakkar Noir. A bloodhound could smell those cloying scents buried 6 feet deep.

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09-25-2018, 06:36 PM	#6
RockOn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: sitting over there ----->>>>> :) Preferred Pronoun?: .... Relationship Status: .... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: .... Posts: 3,522 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,081 Thanked 10,302 Times in 2,610 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	I do like the Drakkar Noir too occasionally but a little goes a very long way - like one squirt for all day.