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Rook · 06-03-2010, 04:30 PM

There's a strange joke stuck in my head....

Instead of a song...

Jesus and St. Paul are enjoyin the Celestial Choir, when an elderly gentleman shows up, slightly confused.
Paul asks his name and he shrugs, Jesus gets curious and asks maybe he could jog his memory...
Older Guy "Well, I remember fish, I have a son, and I'm a Carpenter, I think...."
Jesus quickly hugs him sayin' "FATHER!!!!"
Older Guy : "Pinocchio !!!"

My ex {who's now a Discalced Carmelite nun *thank you FaceBook*} told me this once...

tuffboi29 · 06-03-2010, 07:49 PM

This tacobell craving is getting out of control...Imma make a run to the border.

Enchantress · 06-03-2010, 08:18 PM

Every Thursday in June is Stephen King night on Sci-Fi!

Diva · 06-03-2010, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enchantress

Every Thursday in June is Stephen King night on Sci-Fi!

I've always suspected that Stephen King lived inside June.

And now we know.

Enchantress · 06-03-2010, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva

I've always suspected that Stephen King lived inside June.

And now we know.

*blink*

But only for four weeks

Diva · 06-03-2010, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enchantress

*blink*

But only for four weeks

Four weeks for June~King is not nearly enough......

Massive · 06-03-2010, 09:43 PM

Nat · 06-03-2010, 11:55 PM

Join the President's pledge to repeal "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" today.

tuffboi29 · 06-04-2010, 02:32 AM

I have come to the conclusion that giving the dog chilli is NOT a good idea.

IttyBittyFem · 06-04-2010, 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Pamela

A Fun Fact for Each State

NEW JERSEY ... Has the most shopping malls in one area in the world.

This would be Paramus, New Jersey, right in my backyard!

A fun little fact to go with that ti-bet, the county where Paramus is located, Bergen, enforces "The Blue Law", no clothing or home good sales permitted on Sunday. All these Malls and you can't even shop on Sunday's! (Which is fine by me. I'd rather have my finger nails pulled out then to go shopping.)

Thank you Lady {{{{{{{{Pamela}}}}}}}} for posting this!

IttyBittyFem · 06-04-2010, 03:28 AM

Currently, I'm at a very healthy frame of mind. I'm just tickled PINK!!!!!!!!!

BestButchBoy · 06-04-2010, 04:11 AM

Take a vacation from the Internet.

Diva · 06-04-2010, 09:52 AM

Kitty in the driveway, stalkin' the birds at the feeder....and of course, my dogs are stalking the cat ~ through the windows. That must be totally frustrating for them. hee hee

Rook · 06-04-2010, 10:30 AM

Ever seen in some Movies, where the primary character is walking really slow, Oblivious to everything, and his/her surroundings is passing by in Very fast-forward mode? The cars, the sky, pedestrians...but that one person is slower than a fucking turtle?
I know there's a term for that in Cinematography, just cant figure it....

Enchantress · 06-04-2010, 02:21 PM

I fear my head may explode if I continue doing this math.

BestButchBoy · 06-04-2010, 02:36 PM

Go ahead, judge a book by its cover.

Gemme · 06-04-2010, 08:35 PM

Garlic pussy.

Diva · 06-04-2010, 09:14 PM

Ya know? One of the remarkable things about having a site like this is it has a tendency to draw us together across the miles......

And so....when Rufus and Melissa decided to come to Austin for Pride this weekend, they wanted to get together with as many of the Austin crew as possible....we met them for dinner tonight at Threadgill's ~ a campy place with good food and live music (outside).

And here we all sat with our 2 new Honorary Austinites....and I can't speak for anyone else, but I felt as though they'd been here a while!

How would we have known them had it not been for The Planet? Thanks to Jack and Medusa!

What a great evening!

moxie · 06-04-2010, 09:16 PM

Tonight's top news story: Justin Bieber is coming to town in November. I can hardly contain myself.

Nat · 06-04-2010, 10:17 PM

“At the side of the everlasting why, is a yes, and a yes, and a yes.”

- EM Forster, A Room With A View

06-03-2010, 04:30 PM	#2401
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	There's a strange joke stuck in my head.... Instead of a song... Jesus and St. Paul are enjoyin the Celestial Choir, when an elderly gentleman shows up, slightly confused. Paul asks his name and he shrugs, Jesus gets curious and asks maybe he could jog his memory... Older Guy "Well, I remember fish, I have a son, and I'm a Carpenter, I think...." Jesus quickly hugs him sayin' "FATHER!!!!" Older Guy : "Pinocchio !!!" My ex {who's now a Discalced Carmelite nun thank you FaceBook} told me this once... __________________

06-03-2010, 07:49 PM	#2402
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06-03-2010, 09:43 PM	#2407
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06-03-2010, 11:55 PM	#2408
Nat Senior Member How Do You Identify?: bigender (DID System) Preferred Pronoun?: he/him or alter-specific Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Central TX Posts: 3,537 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,047 Thanked 13,968 Times in 2,589 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Join the President's pledge to repeal "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" today. __________________ I'm a fountain of blood. In the shape of a girl. - Bjork What is to give light must endure burning. -Viktor Frankl

06-04-2010, 02:32 AM	#2409
tuffboi29 Member How Do You Identify?: Queer..in the queer deffinition of the queer meaning of the queer word... Preferred Pronoun?: Mr. SuperTuff Relationship Status: Things happen... Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: somewhere over the rainbow Posts: 483 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 894 Thanked 684 Times in 293 Posts Rep Power: 93006	I have come to the conclusion that giving the dog chilli is NOT a good idea. __________________ "Today we would pass through the scenes of our youth like travelers. We are burnt up by hard facts; like tradesmen we understand distinctions, and like butchers, necessities. We are no longer untroubled - we are indifferent. We might exist there; but, should we really live there?" ~Erich Maria Remarque "All Quiet on the Western Front" http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._4605968_n.jpg

06-03-2010, 08:18 PM	#2403
Enchantress Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A complex confection. Preferred Pronoun?: Miss Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The land of milk and honey. Posts: 2,169 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 741 Thanked 3,420 Times in 1,200 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Every Thursday in June is Stephen King night on Sci-Fi!

06-04-2010, 03:28 AM	#2411
IttyBittyFem Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Lady Relationship Status: No thank you. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 290 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 448 Thanked 310 Times in 118 Posts Rep Power: 186762	Currently, I'm at a very healthy frame of mind. I'm just tickled PINK!!!!!!!!!

06-04-2010, 04:11 AM	#2412
BestButchBoy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Male ID Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 3,925 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 406 Thanked 5,438 Times in 2,037 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Take a vacation from the Internet.

06-04-2010, 09:52 AM	#2413
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,175 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	*Kitty in the driveway, stalkin' the birds at the feeder....and of course, my dogs are stalking the cat ~ through the windows. That must be totally frustrating for them. hee hee*

06-04-2010, 10:30 AM	#2414
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Ever seen in some Movies, where the primary character is walking really slow, Oblivious to everything, and his/her surroundings is passing by in Very fast-forward mode? The cars, the sky, pedestrians...but that one person is slower than a fucking turtle? I know there's a term for that in Cinematography, just cant figure it.... __________________

06-04-2010, 02:21 PM	#2415
Enchantress Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A complex confection. Preferred Pronoun?: Miss Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The land of milk and honey. Posts: 2,169 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 741 Thanked 3,420 Times in 1,200 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I fear my head may explode if I continue doing this math.

06-04-2010, 02:36 PM	#2416
BestButchBoy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Male ID Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 3,925 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 406 Thanked 5,438 Times in 2,037 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Go ahead, judge a book by its cover.

06-04-2010, 08:35 PM	#2417
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06-04-2010, 09:14 PM	#2418
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,175 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	Ya know? One of the remarkable things about having a site like this is it has a tendency to draw us together across the miles...... And so....when Rufus and Melissa decided to come to Austin for Pride this weekend, they wanted to get together with as many of the Austin crew as possible....we met them for dinner tonight at Threadgill's ~ a campy place with good food and live music (outside). And here we all sat with our 2 new Honorary Austinites....and I can't speak for anyone else, but I felt as though they'd been here a while! How would we have known them had it not been for The Planet? Thanks to Jack and Medusa! What a great evening!

06-04-2010, 09:16 PM	#2419
moxie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: a cynical princess wannabe Preferred Pronoun?: lipgloss junkie Relationship Status: yep Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the ville Posts: 3,027 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,544 Thanked 6,765 Times in 1,846 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Tonight's top news story: Justin Bieber is coming to town in November. I can hardly contain myself. __________________ "Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love." - Wally Lamb

06-04-2010, 10:17 PM	#2420
Nat Senior Member How Do You Identify?: bigender (DID System) Preferred Pronoun?: he/him or alter-specific Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Central TX Posts: 3,537 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,047 Thanked 13,968 Times in 2,589 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	“At the side of the everlasting why, is a yes, and a yes, and a yes.” - EM Forster, A Room With A View