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10-26-2018, 06:27 PM
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Between you and me something smells. Why do we put candles on the top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom. Doctors at a hospital went on strike. Hospital officials said they would find out what the doctors’ demands were just as soon as they could get a pharmacist over there to read the picket signs. Ks- 
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10-29-2018, 04:47 AM
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10-29-2018, 09:36 AM
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Why didn't the skeleton go out trick-or-treating on Halloween?
 He was gutless. 
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