What Cracked You Up Today?

Blade · 11-19-2018, 07:29 AM

Watching puppies play. Wish I had all that energy

Blade · 11-19-2018, 07:08 PM

OMG! I wish y'all could have seen Kenna trying to take a chew bone from my 7 pound 14 yr old, 2 toothed Chihuahua! Laughed til I cried. Watched the video twice and cried some more. That boy had her jumpin around!

homoe · 11-20-2018, 06:53 PM

Thinking I just may need a shoehorn to navigate my arse into those tiny airline seats....

~ocean · 11-21-2018, 12:17 PM

I fell asleep holding my puppy's paw ~ a noise in the house woke me up ~ I looked at the puppy and her eyes were huge ~ lololol I was holding her nose .

girl_dee · 11-22-2018, 09:27 PM

That the ham we were about to heat up was found in the freezer

Chad · 11-23-2018, 09:10 AM

Yesterday, mom was peeling potatoes in her chair and must of dropped one because in the middle of dinner the baby kitty started playing with a potato on the floor. Haha we all laughed. It was pretty funny.

JDeere · 02-05-2019, 11:19 PM

Waking up and seeing that my legs were shaved!

Come to find out that during one of our drunken escapades that my ex shaved them while I was half passed out in the chair!

And she left the razors out to show me, it looked like she shaved a hamster!

Ahahaha!

Kenna · 08-06-2019, 09:12 PM

My cooking skills or lack thereof.

Amulette · 08-07-2019, 03:09 PM

easygoingfemme · 08-21-2019, 06:48 PM

My older nephew telling jokes after dinner.

Nephew: Are you a banana?

Me: Um, no, why do you ask?

Nephew: Because I find you quite appealing.

Me. On the floor laughing.

Kenna · 08-22-2019, 05:43 PM

My best friend and I were getting ready to go to town...
After getting dressed into something decent (my Torrid yoga pants with pretty roses all over and a nice long shirt), I'm walking around the house getting the dogs into their crates and I could tell something just wasn't right...adjusting my belly band didn't work...so I try to readjust the front of my pants, look down to see I had my yoga pants on backwards.
I busted out laughing...told Blade why I was laughing, then we both got tears from laughing so hard.

Bèsame* · 08-25-2019, 01:00 PM

recalling my dreams..

I keep dreaming about taking clothes off of hangers!

I know that's what I'm doing all day, but, come on. Get out of my sleep! Lol

Wrang1er · 09-09-2019, 03:11 PM

Today after school the boys and I were sitting on the back porch. One of them brought up cannibals. I was telling them that there were two clowns that were cannibals and they liked eating young boys because they were tender. Jefferson says, "Wait a minute, they were on Tinder?".

He's eight! How does he know about Tinder?

Kenna · 09-09-2019, 08:17 PM

My 87 year old neighbor and her stubbornness.
I popped in for a visit today. She said she had pulled muscles in her back by "lifting a heavy rock to put on top of some tin before the storm hit"....I immediately scolded her for not calling me for help. She responded "I thought about calling you but didn't need help. I've lifted that rock before and it never hurt me."
Stubborn

JDeere · 09-09-2019, 09:27 PM

These Houston Texans fans!

Thinking their team could beat the Saints

AHAHAHAHAHA

Chad · 09-09-2019, 10:26 PM

I was thinking about my friend in NYC today and just cracked up. He is usually measured but I could see him clearly in my mind. He sits at the table and looks down like he is looking at the menu and out of no where comes a zinger. I look at him with his head still down but a sweet smile on his face. He knew that he got us.

Blade · 07-01-2020, 09:20 AM

While riding around yesterday I took a Prevacid out of my pocket and then couldn't open my bottle of water while holding my pill. I told my buddy here hold my 💊. She said is that like hold my beer? We both cracked up and I said "how do you know you're getting older? When you say here hold my 💊 instead of here hold my beer.😂😂😂😂😂😂

chanel · 07-03-2020, 04:54 PM

In my parking lot this morning there was a bunny just sitting there in the middle of the road. He looked at my car, but didn't seem troubled at all. Then pulling up to my complex's gate, as the gate was sliding to the right, there was a squirrel running frantically the other way. He then took a confused leap to the tree on the other side.

I think I drove through a Disney movie?

homoe · 07-04-2020, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chanel

In my parking lot this morning there was a bunny just sitting there in the middle of the road. He looked at my car, but didn't seem troubled at all. Then pulling up to my complex's gate, as the gate was sliding to the right, there was a squirrel running frantically the other way. He then took a confused leap to the tree on the other side.

I think I drove through a Disney movie?

Who knows, next you might run across a meerkat and warthog singing Hakuna Matata

11-19-2018, 07:29 AM	#1
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,412 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Watching puppies play. Wish I had all that energy __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

11-19-2018, 07:08 PM	#2
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,412 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	OMG! I wish y'all could have seen Kenna trying to take a chew bone from my 7 pound 14 yr old, 2 toothed Chihuahua! Laughed til I cried. Watched the video twice and cried some more. That boy had her jumpin around! __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

11-21-2018, 12:17 PM	#4
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11-23-2018, 09:10 AM	#6
Chad Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Loved Caregiver Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 6,164 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,746 Thanked 20,312 Times in 5,677 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Cracked me up Yesterday, mom was peeling potatoes in her chair and must of dropped one because in the middle of dinner the baby kitty started playing with a potato on the floor. Haha we all laughed. It was pretty funny.

08-06-2019, 09:12 PM	#8
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	My cooking skills or lack thereof. __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

11-20-2018, 06:53 PM	#3
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11-22-2018, 09:27 PM	#5
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02-05-2019, 11:19 PM	#7
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08-07-2019, 03:09 PM	#9
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08-21-2019, 06:48 PM	#10
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08-22-2019, 05:43 PM	#11
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	The other day... My best friend and I were getting ready to go to town... After getting dressed into something decent (my Torrid yoga pants with pretty roses all over and a nice long shirt), I'm walking around the house getting the dogs into their crates and I could tell something just wasn't right...adjusting my belly band didn't work...so I try to readjust the front of my pants, look down to see I had my yoga pants on backwards. I busted out laughing...told Blade why I was laughing, then we both got tears from laughing so hard. __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

08-25-2019, 01:00 PM	#12
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: loved by many Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 15,422 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,173 Thanked 41,018 Times in 10,768 Posts Rep Power: 21474865	recalling my dreams.. I keep dreaming about taking clothes off of hangers! I know that's what I'm doing all day, but, come on. Get out of my sleep! Lol __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.

09-09-2019, 03:11 PM	#13
Wrang1er Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Me, myself and I Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Here Posts: 1,526 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,112 Thanked 7,043 Times in 1,354 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Today after school the boys and I were sitting on the back porch. One of them brought up cannibals. I was telling them that there were two clowns that were cannibals and they liked eating young boys because they were tender. Jefferson says, "Wait a minute, they were on Tinder?". He's eight! How does he know about Tinder?

09-09-2019, 08:17 PM	#14
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	My 87 year old neighbor and her stubbornness. I popped in for a visit today. She said she had pulled muscles in her back by "lifting a heavy rock to put on top of some tin before the storm hit"....I immediately scolded her for not calling me for help. She responded "I thought about calling you but didn't need help. I've lifted that rock before and it never hurt me." Stubborn __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

09-09-2019, 09:27 PM	#15
JDeere Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Transgender Preferred Pronoun?: He/him/his Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 17,752 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 31,018 Thanked 28,833 Times in 9,708 Posts Rep Power: 21474865	These Houston Texans fans! Thinking their team could beat the Saints AHAHAHAHAHA

09-09-2019, 10:26 PM	#16
Chad Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Loved Caregiver Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 6,164 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,746 Thanked 20,312 Times in 5,677 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Cracked me up I was thinking about my friend in NYC today and just cracked up. He is usually measured but I could see him clearly in my mind. He sits at the table and looks down like he is looking at the menu and out of no where comes a zinger. I look at him with his head still down but a sweet smile on his face. He knew that he got us.

07-01-2020, 09:20 AM	#17
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,412 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	While riding around yesterday I took a Prevacid out of my pocket and then couldn't open my bottle of water while holding my pill. I told my buddy here hold my 💊. She said is that like hold my beer? We both cracked up and I said "how do you know you're getting older? When you say here hold my 💊 instead of here hold my beer.😂😂😂😂😂😂 __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

07-03-2020, 04:54 PM	#18
chanel Junior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: single Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: 5280 ft above sea level Posts: 14 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 21 Thanked 48 Times in 11 Posts Rep Power: 481214	In my parking lot this morning there was a bunny just sitting there in the middle of the road. He looked at my car, but didn't seem troubled at all. Then pulling up to my complex's gate, as the gate was sliding to the right, there was a squirrel running frantically the other way. He then took a confused leap to the tree on the other side. I think I drove through a Disney movie? __________________ It’s not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren’t doing it. - Sir Terry Pratchett