The MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary

[Arwen]

Invisi-font (in vih see fohnt) n. From the Eweian to be witty and not seen


1) This pertains to writing in white font on white background so as not to be seen. First reported in the Ewe Crewe thread but somehow co-opted by the tribe thread and often seen as a marker of random -ness. Can be used to make inDUHviduals feel like they are losing their minds when they are on email notification and see words that are not there when they respond.

Considered to be bait by some Zombu/itches who will leave spaces in their posts but use no invisi-font. This is seen as Zombie taunting and should not be attempted at home. Please leave that to the professionals and the very stupid.

When invisi-font is invoked, it is considered polite to respond with invisi-font. This is etiquette.

Often an emoticon will be used at the end of invisi-font to signal the use of invisi-font. While this seems to preclude the whole idea of writing invisibly, it does save a great deal of clicking and highlighting time which makes Mr Hair happy. Also a marker is a lot of white space followed by punctuation. I'm just saying!

After much ResearchBastard aka He Who Corrects Mistakes research, it was determined then argued that the butches started it. bit came back with the fact that the femmes started it.

EXAMPLE: The true culprits behind this invis-font idea will remain lost in the annals (that's two n's y'all) of history and time.

Corrections have been made. Floggings will occur.

[Arwen]

NUMMY (nuh mee) adj. From the Femminian to ogle


1) Someone or something who causes an individual of the butch or femme persuasion to do an internal badonkakonk or wriggly chair dance in delight. Commonly used as a synonym for melicious, delicious and in general WOWZA.

example "My would you look at that hunk o' butch there. Hy's all kinds of nummy."

[Arwen]

Tequilapostanotta (teh kee lah poh stah nah tah) n. From the Cupcakian to regret


1) The act known as drunken posting. Similar to drunken dialing, but widely considered more effective because it can be seen by many and saved for posterity. Where drunken dialing only affects the dialer and dialee (unless the dialee is with friends and uses speaker phone), drunken posting can affect people for months to come.

Individuals of the butch persuasion and the femme persuasion are known to suffer from bouts of Tequilapostanotta. Characterized by a love of one's own words and the assumption that one is the funniest thing going for that ten minutes, this condition is usually temporary.

There have been threads devoted to Tequilapostanotta.. But examples of this syndrome can be found everywhere.

There is a more virulent variety known as CrownRoyalJerkiness that is generally viewed as socially fatal.

No examples are needed at this or any time.

[Arwen]

Bootch Season (boocha see sohn) n. From the DrunkianFemmian to stalk one's prey

1) The time in a femme's life when she declares open hunting on all butches in sight and sound. Butches would be well warned to head for the hills when a femme says this.

If more than one femme states it is bootch season, then all bets are off and any butches not already tagged, bagged or tattooed are considered fair game.

Alcohol is generally involved in this time, but sometimes it is just hormones.

Femmes have been known to bait traps with cleavage, stilettos and baked goods.

Femmes who are in the throes of the bootch season fever should be considered armed and slightly amusing. Generally they are only dangerous to themselves in terms of huge amounts of social embarrassment if they have been posting ala Tequilapostanotta.

[Arwen]

MyEgoIsBiggerThanMyHairitis (meye ee goe ihs beh gar than meye hare eye tis) n. From The Kwanian to presume too much

1) This is a medical condition that is not as rare as it should be. Found in individuals of the butch persuasion as well as in individuals of the femme persuasion. Manifests often as an individual pounding on an imaginary podium and shrieking "LOOK AT ME". (Should not be confused with the Redneckian "Hey y'all, watch this.")

The sufferer normally feels that their input and contributions are not being taken with the seriousness and respect that they deserve. Usually one can alleviate the symptoms by placating them and/or lying to them about their importance.

Please note: It is considered dangerous, unhealthy, and downright stupid to tell a MyEgoIsBiggerThanMyHairitis sufferer that they are, in fact, no better than the average poster. This can result in flamage, drama llamas, fruits or worse.

[Arwen]

Threadhovering (thred huh verh eeng) N. From the ButchFemmiean, to hit refresh repeatedly

1) The state of hitting refresh or F5 or CTR-ALT-F5 to see if anyone has posted anything new. Found in individuals of the butch persuasion as well as the femme persuasion.

Characterized by a noticeable difference of color and/or texture on one's F5 key on the keyboard. Huffing and shoving back from the computer is also common.

Can be excaberated by posting plaintive comments such as "Are you 's ignoring me?" or "Did I kill the thread?" and "Where did everybody go? I've got insomnia."

Not generally fatal but can cause one to be mocked later for untoward paranoia or easily identifiable whines for attention. If done in the wrong threads, this posting style can cause chronic pain from the many feet to one's rump as regulars in the thread boot the poster on their way to the thread's door.

[Arwen]

DontMakeMeSayThisAgainitis (dohn mayk mee say thihs ahgen eye tis) n. From the Kyssmeqwickian to repeat

1) This is a medical condition of posting in a slightly fierce way. Often is a precursor to full blown flames and roaring when ignored. Can be seen in individuals of the butch persuasion as well as individuals of the femme persuasion when faced with repetitive behaviour such as whining or drama stirring. Posts from those show suffer from Sympathy Sponge often cause flare ups of DontMakeMeSayThisAgainitis.

No known cure at this time although the ignore feature, when properly applied, does seem to lessen the symptoms.