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Old 12-17-2018, 12:24 PM   #1
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Inlaws that take themselves on a tour commenting on things not done like maybe vacuuming the carpet in a room left for storage.


The next time those pesty in-law drop in, ask them if they came over to give your place the "white glove test" or to visit you and the Mrs! Hopefully that'll take the starch out of their go fast!
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The next time those pesty in-law drop in, ask them if they came over to give your place the "white glove test" or to visit you and the Mrs! Hopefully that'll take the starch out of their go fast!
Or bring out the vacuum and leave them to it if they have such a problem with it.
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There used to be a time when disasters and repulsive images weren’t shown on television commercials. Showing car accidents, bugs crawling on your floor (or even worse—your skin), and old people saying ‘help me’ just weren’t shown. I’m still not desensitized to this shit. And I’ll admit that some of it is well done and amusing (thinking of Mr. Mayhem in the Allstate commercials), but on the most part they are triggers for me.

I don’t think this trend is going to last. At least I hope it doesn’t.
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I actually just realized it this past week but here goes. When there is more than 1 roll of toilet paper I always use the forward most roll first.

I noticed this at home because my magizine rack in the bathroom holds 2 rolls. I pulled tissue off of the front roll and tissue also started rolling off of the other roll. I thought now who the hell started that roll before this one was empty. ROFLMAO! Is that a crazy quirk or what!
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A dirty kitchen counter but more specifically a dirty cutting board....

It could be anything such as tons of crumbs from cutting a crusty bread, dirty cutlery that has been used and left on the cutting board with food still on it, empty or half full cups placed on top of the cutting board, food spills or drips such as jam or honey etc. or just food in general such as pickles, cheese etc.

Whenever I have friends come over this always happens...It's quite annoying.
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How about... a pet peeve that caused you to stop dating someone and/or not continue a relationship with someone … a relationship of whatever kind. Yes, I'll go first...

Long long ago... in a city far far away... I stopped going out with this gal because I noticed that when she drove in the #1 lane... the passing lane... and a car came up behind her... that clearly wanting to pass... she would not move to the right to let them pass. After about the third time, I .. gently... mentioned that I think the person behind us wanted to go faster. Her response was along the lines of... I'm going the speed limit, they can go around. To me... that seemed kinda petty and discourteous. I was... Bye bye!
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