The MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary

[Arwen]

JuneIsHereOhShitHideThePoodle, n. (Joon Is Heer Oh Shit Hide Thuh Pooh Dull) From the Snowyian To Duck And Cover

This noun describes a condition characterized by overuse of the delete key, invisifont and ass-kissing. Often occurs when an individual of the butch persuasion or an individual of the femme persuasion is trying to ride the DramaLlama's Mama without a license.

This condition can flare up, over and out when )@( is hauled out. This )@( symbol can cause brave zombu/itches and other Planeteers to quiver in their well-earned Redwing boots.

This condition can be avoided by judicious amounts of self-responsibility combined with a working private email system.

From personal experience, it is not recommended to rep the originator of this condition with pretzels. She bites.

[Arwen]

FrillyDilly Femme, n (free lee dee lee fehm) From the Basque "to sparkle"

This is an individual of the feminine persuasion who is given to saying things like "fiddle dee dee" and "ooh shiny." She can often be found in groups of three or more femmes at places like Tiffany's and Cartiers and Sephora's.

Her hair is consistently longer than shoulder-length and her heels are at least 2" high. Preferred colors tend to be bright and vivid jewel tones or light and sweet pastels.

This Femme can be very dangerous if denied bows, ribbons and polish. Please do not attempt to remove shopping bags from this Femme without permission.

Has been known to use hair ribbon as garrotes and high heels as knives in the backs.

Can be wooed with comments like "Did you do something new to your hair" and "Can I buy you something sparkly?"

Information taken from "Field Guide To Femmes: What To Wear"

[Arwen]

DaddyJune, n (dahd dee jewn) Latin PapaFemmicus

This is an individual of the highest renown. A DaddyJune is a clever, articulate, attractive individual of the femme persuasion who inspires other individuals of the femme and of the butch persuasion to want her so much that they insist on referring to her as Daddy. Daddy, of course, is a moniker usually applied to certain types of individuals of the butch and of the femme persuasion.

To be a DaddyJune, you must be able to wear pants while sporting a French pedicure while reading the latest feminist manifesto. High intelligence is mandated for all DaddyJunes. Also a tendency to at the drop of a hat is noted in the DaddyJune species.

DaddyJunes are extremely rare and should be approached with caution.

Under no circumstances should one call a DaddyJune Daddy unless certain social inroads have been traversed. DaddyJunes are also known for their scathing sarcasm and ability to flay the unwise with one sentence.

In all of our lives, we have only met one DaddyJune and this one seemed to have an interest in rhumba panties, invisifont, and femmes with . More research is under way.

Originally defined c. 2008. Some changes made 2010

[Arwen]

Goofytime, n (goo fee tie em) Greek [Whaddayameanitsnoonicus]

This is a standard of time known to a portion of our community. It is indicative of one of the butch persuasion who sleeps in and considers morning that moment when his eyes open.

This does not matter if it is 1pm and people are waiting for a promised Goofy Breakfast.

Goofytime seems to only occur on weekends and non-work days. But it is not recommended to try to reset Goofytime by waking the individual of the butch persuasion up. This only causes something similar to a zombie sleepwalking and can be met with mild to moderate grunting and grumbling.

If you find yourself in Goofytime, the best thing is to fix yourself a bite to eat, turn on the TV and wait. Eventually the clock will reset itself to regular time.

[tuffboi29]

I would like to place an order for this dictionary.Do i need a PayPal account?

[Arwen]

Originally Posted by tuffboi29

I would like to place an order for this dictionary.Do i need a PayPal account?

There is no hard copy yet but you can send the staff money. It may or may not keep your name out of forthcoming definitions.