Scars Character or battle scars?

[Waldo]

I generally don't think I have a lot of physical scars, but then I just took a good look and realize I might be wrong about that.

Face/head:

• I have a scar above my lip from when I was a kid and scratched my face with a sharp nail.
• I have a scar on my lip from when I tried to hold a cat too tightly.
• I have an inch+ long scar under my left eye from getting hit in the face with a softball.
• My hair hides a scar I received in an attempt to intervene in a domestic dispute.

Arms:

• I have tons of scar tissue on my elbows from playing sports when I was younger. There was lots of sliding, whether intentional or not.
• On the inside of my right wrist I have a scar from a silly/fun night at the circus which ended with my wrist being impaled on a Cadillac antenna.
• On the back of my left hand I have a series of battle scars that run up and down the hand.
• On my left forearm I can just make out the scar from a bicycle accident years and years ago.

Legs:

• Random scar tissue from sports.
• Over my right kneecap there is a scar from the day I fell "up" the stairs in high school. Nasty stuff. I went to the restroom and pulled down my jeans and my kneecap came with it. *shudder*

Torso:

• Chickenpox scars.
• Just above my breast there is another scar from a cat.
• And my work of art scar, the one only a select few have seen... a surgical scar from one hip to the other at the "bikini line".