Corny jokes

ksrainbow · 01-18-2019, 06:57 PM

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before.
What can I get you?” “Pop,” goes the weasel.

Visitor at a ranch says to a cowboy, “Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them?”
The cowboy replies, “No, we just let them go barefoot.”

I started a web page on a social media site to help those in need in the poultry industry...
Its called: "Help us make hens meet"

Ks-

ksrainbow · 01-26-2019, 04:42 PM

*My mood ring is missing and I don't know how to feel about that*

*Cow stumbles into a pot field, the steaks have never been higher*

*Irony. The opposite of wrinkly*

Ks-

charley · 02-11-2019, 05:37 PM

There is a lot of talk of the virtues of being vegan vs. vegetarianism,
I think this is all a missed steak.

ksrainbow · 02-16-2019, 07:58 PM

At the dog park, a lady had two rather large rottweiler dogs.

Being asked the dogs’ names by another park visitor she replied, “one is
called Timex and the other Rolex.”

"Wow, those are some strange names for dogs!" the visitor replied.

“Not really,” the dog owner replied, “they’re watch dogs.

Ks-

JustLovelyJenn · 02-17-2019, 12:50 PM

I have to let you all know... This thread is one of my happy places.

babydollfem · 02-17-2019, 06:13 PM

What did the duck detective say to his partner?
Let's quack this case!

charley · 02-18-2019, 01:47 AM

I went to that new Mary Poppins restaurant last night.
Super cauliflower cheese, the lobster was atrocious.

01-18-2019, 06:57 PM	#1
ksrainbow Member How Do You Identify?: Valued Relationship Status: UNO Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Kansas Posts: 774 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,759 Thanked 2,193 Times in 574 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	2019! A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?” “Pop,” goes the weasel. Visitor at a ranch says to a cowboy, “Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them?” The cowboy replies, “No, we just let them go barefoot.” I started a web page on a social media site to help those in need in the poultry industry... Its called: "Help us make hens meet" Ks-

02-11-2019, 05:37 PM	#3
charley Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: gentle stonebutch [vanilla] Relationship Status: single Join Date: Dec 2017 Location: canada Posts: 497 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 906 Thanked 1,204 Times in 422 Posts Rep Power: 0	vegan vs. vegetarianism There is a lot of talk of the virtues of being vegan vs. vegetarianism, I think this is all a missed steak.

02-16-2019, 07:58 PM	#4
ksrainbow Member How Do You Identify?: Valued Relationship Status: UNO Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Kansas Posts: 774 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,759 Thanked 2,193 Times in 574 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Gone to the dogs... At the dog park, a lady had two rather large rottweiler dogs. Being asked the dogs’ names by another park visitor she replied, “one is called Timex and the other Rolex.” "Wow, those are some strange names for dogs!" the visitor replied. “Not really,” the dog owner replied, “they’re watch dogs. Ks-

02-17-2019, 12:50 PM	#5
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02-17-2019, 06:13 PM	#6
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01-26-2019, 04:42 PM	#2
ksrainbow Member How Do You Identify?: Valued Relationship Status: UNO Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Kansas Posts: 774 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,759 Thanked 2,193 Times in 574 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	My mood ring is missing and I don't know how to feel about that Cow stumbles into a pot field, the steaks have never been higher Irony. The opposite of wrinkly Ks-

02-18-2019, 01:47 AM	#7
charley Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: gentle stonebutch [vanilla] Relationship Status: single Join Date: Dec 2017 Location: canada Posts: 497 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 906 Thanked 1,204 Times in 422 Posts Rep Power: 0	Pun 1 I went to that new Mary Poppins restaurant last night. Super cauliflower cheese, the lobster was atrocious.