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vegan vs. vegetarianism
There is a lot of talk of the virtues of being vegan vs. vegetarianism,
I think this is all a missed steak. 
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02-16-2019, 07:58 PM
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Gone to the dogs...
At the dog park, a lady had two rather large rottweiler dogs.
Being asked the dogs’ names by another park visitor she replied, “one is called Timex and the other Rolex.” "Wow, those are some strange names for dogs!" the visitor replied. “Not really,” the dog owner replied, “they’re watch dogs. Ks- 
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02-17-2019, 12:50 PM
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I have to let you all know... This thread is one of my happy places.
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What did the duck detective say to his partner?
Let's quack this case!
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"at the moment I felt at the center of my own life, the dream still braided like sweetgrass in my memory" 
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02-18-2019, 01:47 AM
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I went to that new Mary Poppins restaurant last night.
Super cauliflower cheese, the lobster was atrocious. |
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02-18-2019, 01:49 AM
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The past, the present and the future walked into a bar.
Things got a little tense. |
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Before buying a dildo you should think long and hard.
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Ya know I most likely have:
Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
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Me to my plumber yesterday after agreeing on a price for some work.
"I'll see you and your CRACK team of workers tomorrow." Naturally, I was laughing my ass off in my indoor voice. He did not get it.
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