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02-17-2019, 12:50 PM
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I have to let you all know... This thread is one of my happy places.
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02-17-2019, 06:13 PM
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What did the duck detective say to his partner?
Let's quack this case!
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"at the moment I felt at the center of my own life, the dream still braided like sweetgrass in my memory" 
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02-18-2019, 01:47 AM
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I went to that new Mary Poppins restaurant last night.
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02-18-2019, 01:49 AM
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The past, the present and the future walked into a bar.
Things got a little tense. |
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02-18-2019, 02:00 AM
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Before buying a dildo you should think long and hard.
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02-18-2019, 09:44 AM
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02-19-2019, 12:42 PM
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Not all math puns are bad. Just sum.
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04-25-2019, 05:51 PM
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Ya know I most likely have:
Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
Ks- 
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04-26-2019, 04:00 AM
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Me to my plumber yesterday after agreeing on a price for some work.
"I'll see you and your CRACK team of workers tomorrow." Naturally, I was laughing my ass off in my indoor voice. He did not get it.
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07-23-2019, 08:09 PM
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Something is a foul*-
Did you hear about the chicken who counted eggs?
She's known as a Mathamachicken- What do chickens serve at birthday party's? Coop-cakes- What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison? A Hensemble- Ks- 
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07-24-2019, 03:47 AM
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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
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