Corny jokes

charley · 02-19-2019, 12:43 PM

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.

charley · 02-20-2019, 05:30 AM

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns.

I soon realised that toucan play at that game.

charley · 02-20-2019, 05:32 AM

I can’t remember how to write 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.

I’m LIVID.

Mopsie · 02-20-2019, 02:37 PM

charley · 02-21-2019, 05:50 AM

I used to date an air stewardess from Helsinki.

I dropped her off at work one day
and she just vanished into Finnair...

charley · 02-22-2019, 07:16 AM

This bloke said to me, “I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.”

I said, “Is that a fret?”....

charley · 02-23-2019, 04:42 AM

This is my 10th pun, and last pun for awhile...

So, I sent ten different puns to my online "friends",
with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did.

02-19-2019, 12:43 PM	#1
charley Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: gentle stonebutch [vanilla] Relationship Status: single Join Date: Dec 2017 Location: canada Posts: 497 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 906 Thanked 1,204 Times in 422 Posts Rep Power: 0	Pun 5 Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.

02-20-2019, 05:30 AM	#2
charley Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: gentle stonebutch [vanilla] Relationship Status: single Join Date: Dec 2017 Location: canada Posts: 497 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 906 Thanked 1,204 Times in 422 Posts Rep Power: 0	Pun 6 A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns. I soon realised that toucan play at that game.

02-20-2019, 05:32 AM	#3
charley Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: gentle stonebutch [vanilla] Relationship Status: single Join Date: Dec 2017 Location: canada Posts: 497 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 906 Thanked 1,204 Times in 422 Posts Rep Power: 0	Pun 7 I can’t remember how to write 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals. I’m LIVID.

02-21-2019, 05:50 AM	#5
charley Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: gentle stonebutch [vanilla] Relationship Status: single Join Date: Dec 2017 Location: canada Posts: 497 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 906 Thanked 1,204 Times in 422 Posts Rep Power: 0	Pun 8 I used to date an air stewardess from Helsinki. I dropped her off at work one day and she just vanished into Finnair...

02-22-2019, 07:16 AM	#6
charley Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: gentle stonebutch [vanilla] Relationship Status: single Join Date: Dec 2017 Location: canada Posts: 497 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 906 Thanked 1,204 Times in 422 Posts Rep Power: 0	Pun 9 This bloke said to me, “I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.” I said, “Is that a fret?”....

02-20-2019, 02:37 PM	#4
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02-23-2019, 04:42 AM	#7
charley Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: gentle stonebutch [vanilla] Relationship Status: single Join Date: Dec 2017 Location: canada Posts: 497 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 906 Thanked 1,204 Times in 422 Posts Rep Power: 0	Pun 10 This is my 10th pun, and last pun for awhile... So, I sent ten different puns to my online "friends", with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.