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Did you hear about the chicken who counted eggs?
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07-24-2019, 03:47 AM
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07-25-2019, 02:21 AM
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07-25-2019, 05:52 PM
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08-08-2019, 04:45 PM
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08-31-2019, 04:31 AM
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Helium HeHeHeHe! Which element is the best singer? Lanthanum LaLaLaLaLaLaLa! Which is the craziest element? Gallium - it's completely GaGa!
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08-31-2019, 03:27 PM
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11-27-2019, 11:35 AM
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09-27-2019, 07:18 PM
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Friday Funny's...
Q: Why did the traffic light turn red? A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
Q: What stays in the corner but can travel all over the world? A: A stamp. Q: What is the tallest building in the world? A: The library! It has the most stories! Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you’ll rise and shine! TGIF! Ks- 
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10-04-2019, 08:22 PM
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